Review: Adult Weekends at Butlins

[-G-Man-]

These weekends are awsome! I went to a stag do last December in butlins with a bunch of lads from my footy club and it was one of the wildest and best weekends ive had! It was so good we have made it an annual event!

Ive been to Magaluf, Falaraki etc and this easily compared. I strongly recomend it!

http://www.butlinsonline.co.uk/index...fferset_id=224

Just be warned that although £50 for 3 nites seems like a great deal, it really is only a token gesture as Butlins make their money by charging £3 a pint, £15 for a streak meal etc. I done over £400 in 3 nights.

What we didint realise til the sunday was that there is a much cheaper option. You can leave the campsite and return whenever you like over the weekend, and Bognor town centre is only a 5 minute walk away. There is a great little Weatherspoons pub (£1.70 a pint, £6 steak etc). Get Tanked up in there all day, stroll back to the site and stay up all night! The main club in butlins closed at 6am, and burger king was open 24 hours, which was handy, Espeically when your're lagging and need grub ASAP!

The other great thing is there is no need to wait about all night for a cab, as your accomadation is only a walk away!

There is plenty to do during the day aswell, You could try absailing, rock climbing etc if you're hangover would allow it. They also organise a One day Football tourney with the prize being a 2 free jugs of fosters (which our team won by the way, and lasted all of 10 seconds amongst 16 lads!)

Oh by the way, if its loose women you're after, then look no further!! If you cant get a shag at one of these weekends then you dont deserve to own a fully working penis.

G-Man's Overall Holiday Score: 9/10. (Butlins lose a point for charging their captive audience so much for food and drink, the money grabbing bastards!)

[t_k]

used to goto butlins adult weekend at skegness in nov till they canceld it due to renewing the site.
we always went as couples 3-4 couples and was excellent, if you were there single it was a case of choosing what u didnt want to shag, yoyu would get offers at the bar (truly gutting when u have the mrs with ya )
loads of shows all adult orientated.
if they are still doing them wouldnt mind a revisit tbh.

T_K

[tobnvodka]

I did skegy last year and I have to say it was awsome I'd love to do it again
tob

[-G-Man-]

I forgot to mention that Timmy Mallett was there playing Adult Mallett's Mallett. It was fucking hilarious, and Mallett really is a perv!

[MercuryRises]

I forgot to mention that Timmy Mallett was there playing Adult Mallett's Mallett. It was fucking hilarious, and Mallett really is a cunt!

Couldn't agree more

[daz73]

Used to be the Bar Supervisor in Minehead Jaks and people laff now when I say go on a adult weekend at Butlins... Nothing like it!!

Beaver everywhere!!

Punk weekend was a bit much though!!