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    Got this in an email chain letter thingy.
    The bulk of which is the following;

    His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while
    trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming
    from a nearby bog.
    He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.

    There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming
    and struggling to free himself.
    Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.

    The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse
    surroundings.
    An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.
    "I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life."

    "No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied
    waving off the offer.
    At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.

    "Is that your son?" the nobleman asked.

    "Yes," the farmer replied proudly.


    "I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my
    own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt
    grow to be a man we both will be proud of." And that he did.

    Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time,graduated
    from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become
    known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the
    discoverer of Penicillin.

    Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia.

    What saved his life this time? Penicillin.

    The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His son's name?


    ........Sir Winston Churchill.

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    That's really wierd.... I've never heard of a scotsman turning down an offer of payment
    "An evil exists that threatens every man, woman, and child of this great nation. We must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our homeland." - Adolf Hitler, 1933

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    Yeah,yeah....bet he buys a round though...!

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    "There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking." - Alfred Korzybski

    "Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer J. Simpson

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    Aww,that was my boring story for the pub at the weekend.
    Think I'll just tell it anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burner1
    That's really wierd.... I've never heard of a scotsman turning down an offer of payment
    oi you

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