An old lady is in an elevator in a very plush London building,when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old lady and says arrogantly "Romance" by Ralph Lauren "£150 an ounce."
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old lady and says
"Channel No.5, £200 an ounce!"
Three floors later, the old lady reaching her destination and is about to get off the elevator, turns to both women, bends over, farts and says...Spoiler:
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