old lady

[magic1]

An old lady is in an elevator in a very plush London building,when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old lady and says arrogantly "Romance" by Ralph Lauren "£150 an ounce."

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old lady and says
"Channel No.5, £200 an ounce!"

Three floors later, the old lady reaching her destination and is about to get off the elevator, turns to both women, bends over, farts and says...

Spoiler:

"Broccolli, 49p a pound."

[GameKing]

have you got a season ticket to the HOS magic? as a few of your jokes seem to end up there just lately

http://digital-forums.com/showthread...light=elevator

[flumperino]

magic...you really should give it up mate

ah well....I'll give you top marks for perseverence

[magic1]

OH BOLLOX
I WILL GIVE IT A REST AGAIN
Till I hear a new one that is LOL
100 lines
must look up in serch befor I post
must look up in serch befor I post
must look up in serch befor I post
must look up in serch befor I post
must look up in serch befor I post
5 lines at enough @ 5:30 am
Sorry folks honest "Like fook am" LOL

[GameKing]

OH BOLLOX
I WILL GIVE IT A REST AGAIN
Till I hear a new one that is LOL
100 lines
must look up in serch befor I post
must look up in serch befor I post
must look up in serch befor I post
must look up in serch befor I post
must look up in serch befor I post
5 lines at enough @ 5:30 am
Sorry folks honest "Like fook am" LOL

at least you`re giving us a good laugh matey