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    say you met the fittest girl in the world (man shes hot) and you got back to the bedroom, for some porn action, and she tried fingering your ass, or penetrating your jappa, how far would you go, or would you just do what she wanted? im thinkin of me and angelina jolie, and i reckon i might go all the way... damn am i dirty?

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    Default Re: how far would you go

    Quote Originally Posted by DAZZERB
    ...damn am i dirty?
    You obviously havent met CJ...
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    Default Re: how far would you go

    he will soon

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    Default Re: how far would you go

    Quote Originally Posted by shadowdancer
    he will soon
    and Cj will do worse than penetrating his jappa

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    Yep, to be honest I`m a closet filthy bitch, so what this mystical lady says goes...whatever she says...
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    Jappa no way I've seen the dildo movie ....... arse we'll I'd penetrate hers so why not
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    not a chance!

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    jappa is a nono but bumfun is a must.. rimjobs all round?

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    jappa no way, if she liked me that much she wudnt want my wedding tackle harmed, id stick it in her arse tho n make the bitch scream

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    If she tried any`o that funny stuff....I`d thump her right in the guts...and when she doubles over....i`d quickily nip round the back and plant me pork sword straight up her jacksey!!!
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    I'd let her throw a strapon on and whack it up me ricker if I knew she was pure filthy and I was going to aniolate her ass afterwards... shit she could fist me if it means am getting to give back door action.

    however the Japs Eye like Swiss Tony said is just wrong... you only do that for bets
    Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?

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    a fingers ok haha but a dildo, no ****ing way, a dildo is an image of a cock and tbh im never gonna go down that path. Its jst nasty. And as for the japs eye thing? I couldnt fit 1 of them lottery pens in there (not that ive tried) never mind a ****ing finger. **** that, sick ****ers
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    lol, lmao, you guys crack me up,what made you think of a lotto pen, im more of a gg fan, prob do a ladbrooks pen

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    You are all freaks!

    Flanfinger.. You got issues m8.. seriously.. I anticipate CJ's remarks on this subject, better hold off on Sunday dinner till he replies..


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    lmao, lotto pen (not that he's tried)

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    lol well if u think im funny then up my reputation! Gotta reward the gifted
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    Default Re: how far would you go

    ladbrokes pens are better, the old style ones, they were nicely tapered so u could ease them in

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