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    Osama Bin Laden uses Linux

    '..... guess what software Osama Bin Laden uses on his laptop?

    If you guessed it was Linux you would be 100% right. Osama uses Linux because he knows designed to counterfit DVDs, curcumventing the Digital Millenium Copyright Act, and defraud companies like Disney.

    Next time somebody asks you how Al Queda agents pay for their rifles and rocket launchers, you can tell them that foreign hackers make software called Linux which helps them steal from Americans.'


    http://shelleytherepublican.com/2006...computers.html

    I thought he would use a bent copy of windows like every body else but you learn something new every day,

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    Default Re: Osama Bin Laden uses Linux

    could tam9 be osama he raves about linux ...


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    Default Re: Osama Bin Laden uses Linux

    I always liked that bloke....... although with his CIA connections I expected him to be all window'd up.

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    Default Re: Osama Bin Laden uses Linux

    tam9 in the cia surely not


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    Default Re: Osama Bin Laden uses Linux

    Quote Originally Posted by diablos
    tam9 in the cia surely not
    The Catholic Initiation Agency, commonly know as The Pope Daddies. Every alter boy knows what I'm talking about.........

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    Default Re: Osama Bin Laden uses Linux

    This is disgraceful. The poor guy is running out of money and he needs to use a decent free o/s. What else do you want him to do to? get a cracked copy of XP?? even he knows that is wrong. Plus he doesn't want it crashing all the time

    And as for me being in the CIA they told me I would be compromised too much so I gave that one a miss..

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    has anyone actually read the whole artical, its just some pro american anti anything not american crazy bitch. i still not sure if its a wind up.

    "Linux is that bad; The only explaination I can think for people using it is that it by-passes the protection given by American companies and the Dept of Homeland Security. It should be considered a terrorist program."

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    Default Re: Osama Bin Laden uses Linux

    expect Linux to get outlawed now, anyone who uses it could be classed as a terrorist. maybe its because its open source that people know if backdoors have been programmed into it etc, like the widely perpetuated rumour that windows has a backdoor for the governments etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    The Catholic Initiation Agency, commonly know as The Pope Daddies. Every alter boy knows what I'm talking about.........

    watch yourself you will be on sectarian watch and up in front of uefa


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    Default Re: Osama Bin Laden uses Linux

    and then a few appeals

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    Default Re: Osama Bin Laden uses Linux

    LOLOL.. Do you think these crazy Yanks know that their webserver is running on a linux box.. Dumb fucks

    ftp://shelleytherepublican.com/ its running Pure-FTPd

    http://www.pureftpd.org/project/pure-ftpd <-- Doesn;t seem to be available for Microsoft Products

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    Default Re: Osama Bin Laden uses Linux

    Quote Originally Posted by tam9
    What else do you want him to do to? get a cracked copy of XP?? even he knows that is wrong. Plus he doesn't want it crashing all the time
    I though Al-Queda liked to crash stuff?
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    HE went home in a fuckin ambulance
    R.I.H Saddam

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    Default Re: Osama Bin Laden uses Linux

    At Wednesday, April 26, 2006 6:06:23 AM, Anonymous said...

    too bad ShelleyTheRepublican.com
    blogs is hosted on linux as shown by the nmap port scanner.

    # nmap -O shelleytherepublican.com
    ...
    Running: Linux 2.4.X|2.5.X, D-Link embedded
    OS details: Linux 2.4.0 - 2.5.20, Linux 2.4.18 - 2.4.20, Linux 2.4.26, Linux 2.4.27 or D-Link DSL-500T (running linux 2.4)

    Time to put your acts where your words are and find a linux-free hosting solution.

    At Wednesday, April 26, 2006 6:15:39 AM, Shelley said...

    Sorry, I think you are a liar.
    Me and linux hosting? Never!

    :roflmao

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    Default Re: Osama Bin Laden uses Linux

    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeySputum
    At Wednesday, April 26, 2006 6:06:23 AM, Anonymous said...

    too bad ShelleyTheRepublican.com
    blogs is hosted on linux as shown by the nmap port scanner.

    # nmap -O shelleytherepublican.com
    ...
    Running: Linux 2.4.X|2.5.X, D-Link embedded
    OS details: Linux 2.4.0 - 2.5.20, Linux 2.4.18 - 2.4.20, Linux 2.4.26, Linux 2.4.27 or D-Link DSL-500T (running linux 2.4)

    Time to put your acts where your words are and find a linux-free hosting solution.

    At Wednesday, April 26, 2006 6:15:39 AM, Shelley said...

    Sorry, I think you are a liar.
    Me and linux hosting? Never!

    :roflmao
    Why are you trying to fingerprint the machine without going in stealth mode? and also you should use sudo and not root just incase

    Anyway, if they check the logs and notice your ip all over it by doing those scans they can contact you ISP. I'm not getting at you mate, but if doing stuff like that get a few proxie chains and run them through squid etc and you'll be sorted.

    Tam.

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    Default Re: Osama Bin Laden uses Linux

    he copy/pasted that off the site mate.. I used a cloned modem when i messed with it earlier so no worries there

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    Default Re: Osama Bin Laden uses Linux

    Finally, remember to include Linux users in your prayers tonight. As individuals we may not be able to change people's minds, but the Bible teaches that God can make any sinner repent.
    rofl i'm almost amused that might not be a pisstake

    i like how its all about computers being an american invention. they'd have been printing outputs and punching cards until very recently if we hadnt given them those handy CRTs to work with. nice job on the internet without a telephone network, and i believe babbage was british as well.

    george boole, the guy boolean types are named after, did a whole lot of work with the logic computers are based on (without logic computers would be nothing, if you know any basic electronics you'll know what gates are, think about adding binary 0+0=0, 1+0=1, 0+1=1, 1+1=0(carry the 1) thats just exclusive or which can be made out of gates and you have an adding machine, add a bit more and you have the ability to carry, string a heap together and you can add up.)

    babbage, also british, made the first analytical engine which is the first machine that can really be called a computer

    an englishman, william gilbert, first named electricty before we even found america

    i like the slogan "U - S - A : (Love it or Leave it!)" quite the line for a country full of immigrants, also known in america as "white people"

    anyway the site is a nice joke, and if it is real, god help us all
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    Default Re: Osama Bin Laden uses Linux

    bin laden wears sandals, the americans probobally try ban them now lol

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