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    Default Feel inadequate at the local baths?



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    Default Re: Feel inadequate at the local baths?

    looks like something out of popeye

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    Default Re: Feel inadequate at the local baths?

    "don't feel inadequate at the local baths"

    i bet the thing floats. your doing the breast stroke and all of a sudden its at your ass. make you look like you've shit your pants.
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    Default Re: Feel inadequate at the local baths?

    Or backstroke and you cant stop your cock escaping the water.
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    Default Re: Feel inadequate at the local baths?

    Dont need one myself as I`m hung like a guy with a huge knob...

    By the way, why are you looking for modesty enhancements Bert? And none of that "was looking for a friend" or "just happened upon it" shit either.
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    Default Re: Feel inadequate at the local baths?

    Yeah good idea!
    I bet you feel worse when the fooker squirts out when divin in!

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    Default Re: Feel inadequate at the local baths?

    If you were trying to show off surely it would need to be bigger than that?

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    Default Re: Feel inadequate at the local baths?

    Just ordered one
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    Default Re: Feel inadequate at the local baths?

    I bought one on these and never got a sniff of fanny.

    Then someone suggested wearing it at the front of my trunks and not at the back.

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    Default Re: Feel inadequate at the local baths?

    The other stuff on the site is ermm... uncomfortable looking, shall we say. Not a good idea for Blackpool beach.

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