Your fav (or worst) memories of sexual encounters

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Most of my best stories are under lock and key now to protect the innocent due to my past.....but i reckon some of you dirty bstards have got some wicked stories to tell? and have you ever been caught out by a partner doing something you shouldnt have?

I was In ayia napa few years ago, in this club and i noticed this fit piece staring at me...but she was with her fella. Well when she gave me the wink on the way to the toilet i followed....straight into the girls toilets and into a cubicle...had a 5min bj and hole dipping and then went our seperate ways and we hardly spoke two words....my mates thought it was great.

I used to shag this married filthy fooker who was up for anything...and wanted me to get in the bath so she could piss on me !!!....it never happened...but instead i did sit and watch her and her mate together for a while and then joined in.

I met this married woman in a travel lodge to do the dirty, while i was driving her home after (her mate dropped her off) she decided to put her feet up on the dash of the transit van i was driving at the time, lift up her mini (had no knickers on) and frig herself so when we overtook truck drivers they could have a treat

Im trying to think ive my worst experience at the mo so i will have to get back to you on that one......

If this isnt the kinda thing you talk about in pubs then what is....

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whilst I was a young pup I got off with this rather large bird and ikkle disco was humping away when she said you aint even in... I was shagging her flabby flaps that had wrapped around my old lad like a hot dog bun... felt like I was in and when I put it in I wish I hadnt it was like throwing a frozen sausage up an alleyway... and she gave me a dose

thats me worst

Well appart from that time when I walked across 3 estates with a face like hannibal lectar after a munch on a human after I had gone down on a nasty bird... See embarasing stories thread.