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    Default Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel

    HUNGARIAN builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine website reported.

    According to online magazine www.zsaru.hu, workers in Szeged in the south of Hungary tried to move the barrel after they had drained it, only to find it was surprisingly heavy and were shocked when the body of a naked man fell out.

    The website said that the body of the man had been shipped back from Jamaica 20 years ago by his wife in the barrel of rum in order to avoid the cost and paperwork of an official return.

    According to the website, workers said the rum in the 300-litre barrel had a "special taste" so they even decanted a few bottles of the liquor to take home.

    The wife has since died and the man was buried in a proper grave.

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    Default Re: Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel

    On consideration, I think that's how I'd like to go - pickled in rum

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    Default Re: Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel

    arrrghh, id love to have seen the look on thier face when the body fell out of the barrel.

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    can you imagine the stench of all the sick when they all opened the barrel, they'd have needed to redecorate the house all over again
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    Default Re: Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel

    if my memory serves didnt they used to keep bodies in barrels of rum when someone died on a long sea voyage, in days long ago ?
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    Default Re: Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel

    Gives a whole new meaning to full bodied.....


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    Default Re: Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel

    Quote Originally Posted by maltloaf
    if my memory serves didnt they used to keep bodies in barrels of rum when someone died on a long sea voyage, in days long ago ?

    That's what they did with Nelson after Trafalgar, except it was Brandy rather than rum, much more hygenic that having a mouldering corpse hanging around for weeks on end
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fusen
    can you imagine the stench of all the sick when they all opened the barrel, they'd have needed to redecorate the house all over again
    And just as they'd finished re-re-decorating the realization would pop into their heads that the mans cock,balls and arsehole where stewing in that rum and they'd spew all over again.

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    Default Re: Drinkers shock at body in rum barrel

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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