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    Funny Grass Sandwich

    At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.

    While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug".

    She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."

    A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".

    She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."

    Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".

    She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."

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    Default Re: Grass Sandwich

    Mwah hah haaa.....YAAWWWNNN.....ZZZZZ

    Hmmm, ah yes, funny if nnot very predictable
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    Default Re: Grass Sandwich

    but that joke is totally shite, nobody calls shaggin someone a grass sandwich. sweedish people speak sweedish too so all thats rubbish as well.

    obviously one of those stories made up to fit a punchline, not in any way amusing
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoPlAnKs
    sweedish people speak sweedish too so all thats rubbish as well.
    Miserable git. You telling me that "Yaaah in Sveden" isn't Swedish ?? Sounds Swedish to me

    Joke was shit tho

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    Default Re: Grass Sandwich

    I`m pleased to see this joke in here.....................it makes my jokes look sooooo much better

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    Sorry guys... I thought it was funny when I heard it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shambles
    Miserable git.
    ah shambles, when you get to be my age you might see why we are so miserable
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    Default Re: Grass Sandwich

    No semen/mayo connotations either? Very poor
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoPlAnKs
    ah shambles, when you get to be my age ..
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    Default Re: Grass Sandwich

    Sorry, but that really is shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoPlAnKs
    ah shambles, when you get to be my age you might see why we are so miserable
    what... 18? how can you be miserable!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee
    what... 18? how can you be miserable!?!
    thats what i'd like to know
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    Default Re: Grass Sandwich

    give the guy a break!...

    he's talking from experience its not a joke
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    Default Re: Grass Sandwich

    Damn i thought it was gonna be about rug munchin?

    Grass Sandwich????

    Id call it a plain old fuck on the grass.
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