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    Disgraced Lib Dem: 'I only slept with rent boys because I was going bald'
    By Bob Roberts


    SHAMED MP Mark Oaten yesterday blamed going bald for his affair with a rent boy.

    He said his hair loss and pressure at work had led to a mid-life crisis.

    Lib Dem Oaten added: "I was turning 40 and I really felt that I was losing my youth.

    "The problem was undoubtedly compounded by my dramatic loss of hair in my late 30s.

    "This really knocked me for six. I started to look noticeably older." The MP, who quit as Lib Dem home affairs spokesman after details of his seedy sex sessions emerged in January, continued in an article: "Any television appearance would result in a barrage of emails, not about the issues I'd raised but about my lack of hair. "I became more and more obsessed by its disappearance."

    He also blamed the culture of lying in Westminster for his affair. "Deceitfulness is the norm as each day we try to withhold information from the press, colleagues and political opponents.

    "It's extremely easy to detach yourself from the reality of family life in this party political bubble."

    Oaten said after learning about his affair, his wife Belinda had thrown her wedding ring at him and tried to hit him. They are now trying to rebuild their marriage.

    Oaten admitted the scandal lost the Lib Dems his local council at last week's elections.

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    Default Re: 'I only slept with rent boys because I was going bald'

    you think it would've been because he liked it up the shitter..


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    Default Re: 'I only slept with rent boys because I was going bald'

    He was trying to recapture his youth by spearing young men. Interesting concept. I wonder if it would work for the likes of Joan Rivers going down on young girls. Could save her a fortune in cosmetic surgery.


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    Default Re: 'I only slept with rent boys because I was going bald'

    Quote Originally Posted by diablos
    you think it would've been because he liked it up the shitter..
    How do you know he was the reciever ? (unless you were there of course !)

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    Default Re: 'I only slept with rent boys because I was going bald'

    "The problem was undoubtedly compounded by my dramatic loss of hair in my late 30s.
    so that`s why he kept asking for a "Kojack" when he went to the barber`s

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    Default Re: 'I only slept with rent boys because I was going bald'

    'I only slept with rent boys because I was going bald'

    Translates as " Always been a raving poof...but got caught with a bit of rough trade, and had to make up a crap excuse...."
    i feel sorry for his missus...all these years sucking his knob, after hes been jamming it up the jacksy`s of various young chickens!!!
    Poor cow!!
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    Default Re: 'I only slept with rent boys because I was going bald'

    wonder what he'll do when he loses his teeth?

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    Default Re: 'I only slept with rent boys because I was going bald'

    Quote Originally Posted by aloogobee
    wonder what he'll do when he loses his teeth?
    God only knows...just make sure any pets and small animals are locked up safely at night!!
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