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    lmao Nymphomaniac Convention

    A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he settled
    in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.

    He realised she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! She
    took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he
    blurted out, "Business trip or Holiday?" She turned, smiled
    enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac
    convention in the United States".

    He swallowed hard... here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
    sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
    Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
    business role at this convention?"

    "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
    popular myths about sexuality."

    "Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

    "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men
    are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian
    who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
    French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek
    descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all
    categories are the Irish.

    Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and quiet.....

    "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you,
    I don't even know your name."

    "Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me
    Paddy."

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    Default Re: Nymphomaniac Convention

    Aw crap!

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    Default Re: Nymphomaniac Convention

    Quote Originally Posted by Azphyxi8
    Aw crap!
    Yeah the joke was a bit.


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    Default Re: Nymphomaniac Convention

    I've moved this accordingly

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