Brave Bruce Forsyth loses battle for life...

[lombie]

Bruce Forsyth has just passed away. I'm gutted the bloke was a legend. I can't believe how old he was;( ;(

[BertRoot]

He is 78 isn't he? Are you sure he is dead?

[lombie]

Was just newsflashed on sky. Not 78 though - guess how old he was.

[wtaylor]

Really or should this be in the comedy section

[BertRoot]

Higher? Higher?

[lombie]

dang nabbit.

The dolly dealers are not happy. They get nothing for a dead compere

[Midnight_Toker]

Are you pulling my fucking pud here?? Can't find any word of this on Sky or BBC news.....

[GameKing]

heh heh didn`t he do well

[marcode]

not very funny... hos.

[partyman]

Yeah that joke doesn't really work on a forum. A bit like this one:

Did you hear Ken Dodd died?

Somebody say "Did he?"

[Roach-Rampino]

Isn't Brucie related to El Wappo or one of his band?

[lombie]

Isn't Brucie related to El Wappo or one of his band?

*gulps*

I fucking hope not......

[marcode]

i can confirm one of reculver is related to bruce. hence the threads removal to hos.

[DrunkenSteve]

sorry to break this to you mate

http://digital-forums.com/showthread...uce%20Forsythe

[lombie]

sorry to break this to you mate

http://digital-forums.com/showthread...uce%20Forsythe

Sorry to Elwappo and to Luke.

It's only a joke though, i'm sure he'll see the funny side.....

[Roach-Rampino]

I'm sure that you didn't realise Lombs, why don't you delete it and we'll pretend it never happened?

[Spennyboy]

should get bruce to come and post on DF - see what he thinks of lombies joke

[Midnight_Toker]

take him to the HOS and string the bastard up!! That's the most unfunny thing I've heard since "I'm afraid to say you've contracted VD, I'd recommend that you have your girlfriend come in for an exam as well."

[GameKing]

Yeah that joke doesn't really work on a forum. A bit like this one:

Did you hear Ken Dodd died?

Somebody say "Did he?"

go on then mate I`ll put you out your misery.....Did he?

[partyman]

go on then mate I`ll put you out your misery.....Did he?

No Doddy!

And i'm in the hall of shame already... bliss