Ok,Ive just had a brainwave to make myself a millionaire,I have been researching this book for at least 10 mins,and it will shock you.![]()
Here is my draft,and I'd welcome any ill-informed,brainless or downright stupid input you may wish to share.
Charles Darwin spent his life studying apes,but one day he got the horn and decided to bum one very attractive chimpanzee.As they lay back,with cigaretes in hand,Chuck was shocked to hear the monkey talk.
"You have no idea,baldy"
Chuck,stood up poker straight(most of him),and exclaimed"you can talk,you little minx!"
The chimp,replies"all you ever believed,is fkn gash"
Queen K(slutty chimp) tells Darwin all about how apes actually evolved from humans,and are keeping quiet,until the aliens come down to help them start the revolution.
Chucky boy is blackmailed(with knobbing an ape),and sworn to secrecy.He even has to think up some crazy evolution story.
Anyway,turns out the monkey is up the stick,and gives birth to King Kong.
He is immediately whisked away to a deserted island,to await his triumphant return as ruler of the planet.
In the meantime,Hollywood producers are forced to make films(blackmail/monkey shagging) about how good apes are,and humans are really bad.
The MIZ(monkeys in zoos),are covertly spying on humans,who unwittingly donate to the RAR(red arsed revolution),by way of "entrance fees".
Cheetah,a high ranking ape holds court to this day,sneering at un-evolved humans.
A living legend,in primate circles,is entrusted with the super top secret,secrets that only the chosen few dare to know.
Contributions willingly accepted,but most of the crap remains the property of,and copyrighted by Done Brown.
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