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    Default Fag machines in pubs etc

    I dont even smoke, but whats up with these fag machines in pubs...

    They charge way over the odds to begin with, and a 20 pack, will only have say 16 or 17 in it?

    So you pay more...but get less...

    Why?!?!

    Must be a great business to be in, you tell people it will kill them, and they still buy them, you charge them more but give them less, and they still buy them.

    What other product would get away with that?? lol

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    Default Re: Fag machines in pubs etc

    captive market. theres never anywhere else to buy any when people run out.

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    Default Re: Fag machines in pubs etc

    we took an apprentice out for his first bender in the 80's so we sent him
    up for his first round and he came back some time later insisting we go up
    and play the jukebox ,turns out he put his cash in the juxebox instead of
    the fag machine we had dire straits/police and some good old tunes
    after his girlfriend picked him up off the floor ah the good ole days

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    i think my local has 3 of the bastard things, there just isnt any need

    and one of those wee cash machines that charges you £1.65 every time you take money out. its a 25 min walk to the nearest free one and nobody can drive if they are in a pub, so they know what they are doing. there is a garage 100 yards away but that shuts at 10 so after than everyone is withdrawing money from the machine to spend in the fag machine. the bar doesnt do debit cards either, robbing bastards

    its a generous pub though, not expensive and 35ml shots rather than those shoddy wee 25ml ones that most places give out now. and vodka means smirnoff which makes so much difference the morning after since you can drink a whole bottle of the stuff and not even know you were drinking
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    Default Re: Fag machines in pubs etc

    I bet most places fill the Smirnoff bottle with some cheap stuff when its emptied lol after a couple you cant tell the difference anyway lol

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    Default Re: Fag machines in pubs etc

    Personally even smirnoff gives me dodgy hangovers, as do most clear spirits. The only vodka I will happily drink is Stolichna (dunno how to spell it proper). Also nightclubs use them fag machines probably cos its cheaper than paying for entry again.

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    Default Re: Fag machines in pubs etc

    Quote Originally Posted by Deadly
    I bet most places fill the Smirnoff bottle with some cheap stuff when its emptied lol after a couple you cant tell the difference anyway lol
    lol this place has those 2.5litre bottles, and i have seen them refilling them out of smirnoff 1 litres, or maybe 1.5 litres. i dunno smaller bottles anyway but definitly smirnoff
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    Default Re: Fag machines in pubs etc

    its pretty simple supply and demand really.
    Cause one can make a difference, Ten can make a change, One Hundred can make things get better round your lanes, One Thousand a new start, Ten thousand a revolution, One million we'll finally be close to the solution.

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    As with anywhere, once they've got you in they know they can charge what the hell they like. The price of beer at gigs it what really gets on my tits. £3 for a can of carlsberg?
    Shite!
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    Default Re: Fag machines in pubs etc

    Quote Originally Posted by TwoPlAnKs
    i think my local has 3 of the bastard things, there just isnt any need

    and one of those wee cash machines that charges you £1.65 every time you take money out. its a 25 min walk to the nearest free one and nobody can drive if they are in a pub, so they know what they are doing. there is a garage 100 yards away but that shuts at 10 so after than everyone is withdrawing money from the machine to spend in the fag machine. the bar doesnt do debit cards either, robbing bastards

    its a generous pub though, not expensive and 35ml shots rather than those shoddy wee 25ml ones that most places give out now. and vodka means smirnoff which makes so much difference the morning after since you can drink a whole bottle of the stuff and not even know you were drinking
    What you do is, buy a round and get cash back.Bingo!

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    Default Re: Fag machines in pubs etc

    Quote Originally Posted by partyman
    As with anywhere, once they've got you in they know they can charge what the hell they like. The price of beer at gigs it what really gets on my tits. £3 for a can of carlsberg?
    Shite!
    (mmmmmm pie!)
    Lol! Totally and then you get back to wherever and take a sip before it gets lobbed over as many people as possible

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    Default Re: Fag machines in pubs etc

    Quote Originally Posted by Godscrasher
    What you do is, buy a round and get cash back.Bingo!
    Didn't read his post very well did ya?

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    Default Re: Fag machines in pubs etc

    Quote Originally Posted by Godscrasher
    What you do is, buy a round and get cash back.Bingo!
    i never thought of that ingenious idea

    they dont take cards at the bar as i said

    it drives me nuts cos they must have card machines for folk paying for meals.
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    Default Re: Fag machines in pubs etc

    in economic terms its a price inelastic good lol

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    Default Re: Fag machines in pubs etc

    Quote Originally Posted by pheonixsingh
    in economic terms its a price inelastic good lol
    has someone got an exam?
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    Default Re: Fag machines in pubs etc

    Quote Originally Posted by pheonixsingh
    in economic terms its a price inelastic good lol
    do not remind me about economics.. just had 5 economics related exams. not nice

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