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    1. 27th June 2006 #1
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      lmao Life or DEATH!!

      Scenario:

      You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

      In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

      What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

      Spoiler:

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      Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're pissed.
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    2. 27th June 2006 #2
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      Default Re: Life or DEATH!!

      Very good, brought a chuckle to my office!

      Travelling has two "L"'s though... ;-)


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    3. 27th June 2006 #3
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      Default Re: Life or DEATH!!

      haha, i like it.
      "There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking." - Alfred Korzybski

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    4. 27th June 2006 #4
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      Default Re: Life or DEATH!!

      Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose
      Very good, brought a chuckle to my office!

      Travelling has two "L"'s though... ;-)


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    5. 27th June 2006 #5
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      Default Re: Life or DEATH!!

      Quote Originally Posted by mfield
      Scenario:

      You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
      And the other one mfield! Detention for you tonight! ;-)


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    6. 27th June 2006 #6
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      Default Re: Life or DEATH!!

      Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose

      And the other one mfield! Detention for you tonight! ;-)


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      Travelling and traveling are interchangeable according to the OED

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    7. 27th June 2006 #7
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      Default Re: Life or DEATH!!

      Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose


      And the other one mfield! Detention for you tonight! ;-)


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      On further inspection DJ OD, you'll actually find that traveling has only one 'L'!
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      Default Re: Life or DEATH!!

      Just when I was about to get my coat, and run away quietly with my head in shame...

      http://dictionary.cambridge.org/defi...4577&dict=CALD

      and good old Bill's...

      http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/4623/screen1hq.jpg

      Like so many words, the Americans spell it differently.

      Quote Originally Posted by Shambles
      OED
      Oxford?!

      ;-0 Cambridge my man!

      So as we're all right, and this poor thread has gone so off topic, I'll be running off anyway! Before the HOS train comes for us, whoop whoop!


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      Default Re: Life or DEATH!!

      I just thought the joke was funny lol
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    10. 28th June 2006 #10
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      Default Re: Life or DEATH!!

      The joke was funny, but the spelling replies afterwards was the icing on the cake!
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    11. 29th June 2006 #11
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      Default Re: Life or DEATH!!

      Quality, will try to remember that, that situation had freaked me out on a couple of friday nights out
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