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    Funny The mechanic and the surgeon

    A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

    The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute."

    The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

    The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively,
    "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me are doing basically the same work?"

    The doctor looked at the mechanic and said....
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    "Try to do it when the engine is running".................

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    Default Re: The mechanic and the surgeon

    Hahahaha very good mate . Not heard that one before


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    Default Re: The mechanic and the surgeon

    I like that, original and I couldn't guess the ending at all!

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