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    lmao Woman in a coma...

    A woman was in a coma for several months, and one day one of the nurses noticed a slight responce while washin the ladies fanny.

    The nurses rushed to her husband and explained to him what had happend, and suggested that a little oral sex might bring her round. The husband was willing to try anything and agreed.

    a few minutes later her monitor flat lined and there was no signs of a pulse or heart rate.

    The nurse came running in, ''whats happend!!?'' they cried.

    The Husband replied:
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    Im not sure, i think she might have choked!

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    Default Re: Woman in a coma...

    ..oh balls.

    i'll do the honours....

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    Default Re: Woman in a coma...

    I've heard it before...but still laughed when I read the punchline

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: Woman in a coma...

    Quote Originally Posted by -G-Man-
    ..oh balls.

    i'll do the honours....
    buahahahaha if only we could see " Similar Threads" before we posted eh?

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    Default Re: Woman in a coma...

    i like!

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    Default Re: Woman in a coma...

    Quote Originally Posted by gameking48
    buahahahaha if only we could see " Similar Threads" before we posted eh?
    tis true!

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