Time to groan

[GTI]

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

put it in the oven till its bill withers



Mickey and Minnie Mouse were at court for divorce proceedings. The judge told Mickey, "Look here Mickey Mouse, I can't grant you a divorce from Minnie!"

Mickey Mouse was stunned and asked, "Why not???"

The Judge said, "I've reviewed all the information you gave to the court, but I can't find any evidence at all to support the grounds that she is crazy!"

Mickey Mouse says, "Your Honour! I didn't say she was CRAZY, I said she was f**ing Goofy!



A Polish immigrant went to the dvla to apply for a driver's licence. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy.


What the difference between a woman and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist

BOOM BOOM

[Unconected]

Awesome bill withers joke. Thats a keeper.

[mcdee]

liked the polish one the rest are as old as shambles

[GTI]

liked the polish one the rest are as old as shambles

Hot off the Press

The singer Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found dead on the floor of a French footballers apartment, she suffered a single headbutt wound.

Police are treating it as Murder on Zidanes Floor

[outlawtown]

Hot off the Press

The singer Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found dead on the floor of a French footballers apartment, she suffered a single headbutt wound.

Police are treating it as Murder on Zidanes Floor

which bloody press?

Spoiler:

this one?

[mcdee]

Hot off the Press

The singer Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found dead on the floor of a French footballers apartment, she suffered a single headbutt wound.

Police are treating it as Murder on Zidanes Floor

hos