Call QVC.........why? Because I'm deranged.

[CzarJunkie]

I was flicking thru the freeview channels and happened upon QVC, and they were taking calls from viewers. A series of mind numbing calls later it struck me that a large percentage of the female population are either so hell bent on chatting some fuckers ear off that they'll resort to calling someone they don't know to tell them how much they're enjoying the bright coloured piece of tat they paid over the odds for or they're deranged.

Although after a while I found the whole thing strangely compelling, even ended up shedding a tear when one disabled woman described in great detail what she'd been able to acheive with a swivel sweeper even without the use of her legs.

Please stop the phone calls, or I'm going to have to tune in every night you heartless cunts.

[gunner]

It is amazing how fucking compulsive watching that shit is, especially when your stoned.

[WotTheFook]

It's like car crash TV , isn't it? You want to look away but you cant....

WTF

[Midnight_Toker]

Used to work for QVC while I was in uni. You wouldn't believe the number of nutjobs that DON'T get through to the studio. We were actually trained for 2 days on the correct procedure to handle people trying to get through to the studio, although in the end it was a case of "keep them talking". Working the nightshift was a laugh a minute, no orders taken but over 3 hours on the phone to people looking for an ear to bend. The pissed up students were hillarious too, they'd call for pizza, booze, drugs on a couple of occasions and more often than not would ask for "the fit sounding girl I spoke to last night when I called"...

K+ to QVC, Quality, Value and Choice (and one of the most easiest and funniest jobs I ever had)