I f*ckin hate cushions

[flumperino]

Don't know why, I just can't stand them. They get in the way; they're uncomfortable (if you can't sit still it's usually a cushion that's to blame).

They just serve no useful purpose in my opinion...waste of space.

I only bring this up as my wife just made me buy £40 worth of cushions.....and I'm feeling very sad and dejected

[Shambles]

Does your wife hate you that much?

[flumperino]

Evidently mate. She could have just whacked me one......that would have been better...

[BertRoot]

Put one under her arse and mount her. Gives you a great angle of attack. Try two if that is no good.

[CzarJunkie]

Force her to chomp down on one while you violate her grow bag. She'll think twice about splashing out serious cash on something she'll have to chew on while you get busy ploughing a furrow.

[God is a DJ]

pathetic! shud have told her to shove them!

DJ

[headsortails]

Cushions have their uses but certainly never warrant £40 of expenditure.

[flumperino]

phhttt....tell me about it....I'm still pissed off about this, and I posted it 3 days ago

[BoomBoomUK]

I once Dreamed i was eating a large MarshMellow
i woke up chewing my furniture
not very on topic but close to the cussion i went