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    never take a dog to a funeral


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    Default Re: never take a dog to a funeral

    Shouldn't laugh but it did make me giggle.

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    Default Re: never take a dog to a funeral

    ashes to ashes..
    fooking dumb mutt..
    Sometimes i like nasty close ups,
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    with a horse.

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    Default Re: never take a dog to a funeral

    What was that daft bugger doing with his hat? fanning the flames?

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    Default Re: never take a dog to a funeral

    no wonder the blokes dead...See how flammable he was...
    If nature always takes the easiest route, what's easier...?
    The creation of billions of galaxies each containing trillions of stars each with their own solar systems, some with planets that have evolved civilisations with billions of different life forms. OR The creation of just your imagination?

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    Default Re: never take a dog to a funeral

    why didnt they just put the coffin lid down?
    Just use enough water to cover your vegetables,the same goes for when you're having a bath....

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    Default Re: never take a dog to a funeral

    Ashes to Ashes etc etc......
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    Default Re: never take a dog to a funeral

    They just didnt want to pay for a cremation, cheap bastards. oh well, probably added a little to the atmosphere of the funeral with the human smoke machine =]

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    Default Re: never take a dog to a funeral

    Call the dog pound.

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    Default Re: never take a dog to a funeral

    didnt sit right with me.....

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    Default Re: never take a dog to a funeral

    what was the dog doing there in the first place, paying his respects

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    Default Re: never take a dog to a funeral

    More importantly, who the #### makes a home movie of a funeral.

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    they went to a Funeral ended
    up a BBQUE
    I would have chucked the dog on
    hot dog all round

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