A Shit at the girlfriends house

[MaKas]

alreet ladz... my newest problem

I have a fobia of shitting at my girlfriends house

Im staying over next week for 5 days, Just me and her and I know I just cant go for a shit. Wot can i fucking do!>??!}? Its a mental problem and im TOTALLY terrified... Can anyone help?

Serious tho haha

[TheManWho]

buahahahaha, should this not be in The Comedy Club... oh your serious?

So, even if you sat there, kecks doon, you still couldn't go??

[kracken]

Just get pi$$ed out your head every night , then you wont care where you have a shit .... if you gotta go , you gotta go

[karlos130]

Your G/F will proberly be thinking the same m8

Why not go for one of those colonic thingys ..good flush through before you go hehe

seriously though m8, you shit, she shits, simple as that.
My Advice....
Go for a shit, then always take a shower open windows fully and spray deoderant..aftershave all over the place.

check the pan for any tell tale signs and u shud be ok m8...good luck

[tombott]

Mate I think the time has come in your relationship for you and your GF to explore the wonderful world of SCAT

[evilsatan]

Well I don't like going for a hit anywhere other tan my own house, paranoid that some dirty cunts just been there (probs because last time I was in a public bog here a bum was getting high on crack next door to me! I was 14!).

Maybe look at what you eat and adjust it accordingly for the time

[Nikki]

PMSL @ Tell tale signs hahaha

as advised above get wrecked and then go for a shit after. first time i went to my birds i was wrecked out of my tree, took a shit which i holded for days plus a nights worth of crap i had too, the place was rotten. anything was i forgot to flush the bog so the next morning i was left red faced and there was enuff skidders as m25 i tell ya. But after that it broke the ice and it was all ok.

she told he rmates when i shit i farted too that musta been some right gas build up, but i couldent remember, well that was my excuse anyway

all the best

[Shambles]

FFS what a shit thread. It's Phobia btw

[kracken]

PMSL @ Tell tale signs hahaha

as advised above get wrecked and then go for a shit after. first time i went to my birds i was wrecked out of my tree, took a shit which i holded for days plus a nights worth of crap i had too, the place was rotten. anything was i forgot to flush the bog so the next morning i was left red faced and there was enuff skidders as m25 i tell ya. But after that it broke the ice and it was all ok.

she told he rmates when i shit i farted too that musta been some right gas build up, but i couldent remember, well that was my excuse anyway

all the best

Hehe , quality . At least you didnt re-enact the "Breakfast Table" scene out of Trainspotting ... that would of been a *disaster*

[urbsy]

I find nothing more pleasing then leaving a filthy fog of shit stink in the bathroom along with a huge brown trail scraping down the pot for my girlfriend to discover soon after.Not flushing helps to keep the smell in the room for longer which helps.
I'm all heart me, I share everything with her.

But seriously makass, if you don't like the idea of her discovering your shit smells then do it in her mums laundry basket and cover it with freshly washed towels, <b>that or find a bird who you actually feel comfortable with.</b>

urbsy

[cyprus]

alreet ladz... my newest problem

I have a fobia of shitting at my girlfriends house

Im staying over next week for 5 days, Just me and her and I know I just cant go for a shit. Wot can i fucking do!>??!}? Its a mental problem and im TOTALLY terrified... Can anyone help?

Serious tho haha

Makas, the defining moment in any relationship and how things will grow in the future is when you feel comfortable enough to fart infront of your new found love. If you're worried about this and performing any other bodily functions under the same roof as her, then I'm afraid your relationship is doomed to fail.

The first time you let rip infront of her and she accepts it, then you know you're on to a good thing. Maybe it's time you tested your own and her dedication to the relationship...Before you come over to Liverpool, eat the meanest hottest curry followed by 10 pints of stella. On arrival, snuggle up under a blanket on the couch with a nice chick flick and let rip like there's no tomorrow. The result can only go two ways.

1) You're out the door faster than you can say ring sting
2) She laughs it off, gives you a kiss and you live happily ever after

Let us know how it goes...

[{{909}}]

what you gonna do if you move in with her? never take a shit again?

[Speshal]

I say hold it in for as long as possible until you can't do anything other than use the crapper. You'll be forced to face your fear and shit all over it. Also try going in the middle of the night when everyone's asleep, unless you drop a colon-full of rock and wake the house to a striking rendition of a marching band.

Either way you win.

[MaKas]

Before I start, Yes lads this is a Serious Subject and I find it HIGHLY embarrassing haha

anyways she will accept it! im madly in love with her and shes the same, shes gagging for me to move in with her and I know its going to happen im just so concious of this thing I just cant get it out of my head! Karlos130 has a good way of doing it but I cant take a shower after every time haha thats just embarrassing again!

Weve talked about it and shes said she holds hers in haha coz shes been at mine for like 3 days at a time! arghh god I hope this dont spoil my time with her ill be totally devastated! she says if I need to go just go but honest its like a mental block, like a defence to keep me from being embarrassed. >_< so sad!

[Welsh Pete]

Just do it...go and take a dump and accept the consequences.

Mind you, how many bogs does she have? If she has a few then maybe use one of the "less used" ones...


Failing that, you gotta do it so just pinch off a loaf and thats that.

[muggy]

Do this to her while she's sleeping then you can face your fears dead on, and all have laugh at the same time

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/theprank.html

You can thank me later

[flumperino]

buhahahaaa....what a thread!

stripe the pot dude.....just do it!!

[MaKas]

ROFL looks like im gonna have to. I think im just gonna get drunk the 1st night and just say "CHRISTINE IM GOING FOR A SHIT OK?" see wot the reaction is... I always crack jokes when her stomach rumbles that she needs a shit. Im just breaking into this bit easy... Gotta do it man ffs! I love her haha

[Welsh Pete]

Dont forget to take a good book and emerge about an hour later...

[MaKas]

ROFL thats the scary bit, the emerging later... you see in my house! I left her in the room starkers so I knew she couldnt come upstairs so I had one then... When i need one any other time I said I wanted to take a shower Id put it on and have one then have a shower! and when i needed one when we were out I can go in a bar no problem... I just say I saw a m8 inside if she asks, which she doesnt lol but when im stuck at hers and we have no money to go out. Its Just me, her and the toilet. Oh god please help me