Anyone fancy helping this poor girl out?

[Midnight_Toker]

http://www.problempages.co.uk/forum/...pic.php?t=9998



Looking to CJ, Bert and Diablos (he should have some experience with Butch Leroy from cell 17 by now)

I'm going to post this up

Spoiler:

Well a good tip is to slide your finger into your arse just as you start (not his as it will only speed up the process) and when you think he may be striving for the vinegar, stick your finger just under his nose. The smell of your arse pipe should be just enough to quell his libido for a few minutes more. Repeat the process if necessary. And then he can't accuse you of turning him on too much too (unless he actually likes that sort of thing the filthy poolover!)

[maltloaf]

i remember a workmate once telling me he thought of his (our) boss stood naked in black socks, to make him last longer. Thing is since he said it no matter how hard i try to clear it from my mind the image still pops up during the act!

[CzarJunkie]

I ain't getting involved.......

[cyprus]

I ain't getting involved.......

Superb my man! Where have you been all my life?

[CzarJunkie]

Fuckers deleted my post......... thank fuck for Google Desktop...

This is a tough subject to broach with your man, I have no doubt about that. but you've taken the first step on the road to sexual freedom by posting your concerns here.

My opened my first Sex Clinic in 1985, after the death of my 1st wife. I found I couldn't gain and maintain an erection without thinking of her, something my subsequent sexual partners found a little disturbing. One day I was found by the local Vicar at her graveside knocking one out all over the green gravel and dead daffs, I'd hit rock bottom.

After the court case and ritual humiliation by the local press, I moved to Basingstoke where I learned, with the help of a Paul McKenna Self Help DVD Boxset, to confront my issues. This lead me to start a self help group for men with similar problems at the local community centre. I quickly realised that sexual dysfunction amongst men was rife so I expanded the self help group which eventually turned into a Sex Clinic with enough room for 14 residential patients and any number of outpatients.

First I'd ask your boyfriend what goes through his head just as he's about to 'blast his nasty'. Many men with this particular problem see images from their childhood, usually of a pet or animal in distress. Does he like to harm small animals?

Secondly, try reacting pre-emptively. A woman can usually sense when a man is going to 'crash the milk float', his penis will increase in size slightly and his breathing will usually become shallow, like a rapist. When you sense this is happening, make a grab for his scrotum and squeeze it. Make sure you are firm at this stage, if you squeeze too softly it can actually accelerate the process and he'll have 'delivered his payload' faster than you can say, 'Spunk Salad'.

I hope that helps, remember I'm available day or night on MSN for a video chat where I can talk you through some masturbation techniques that will help you to help turn your man into the sexual warrior you deserve.

[Thrush]

Oh man, tears to my eyes!!!

[TheFincher]

Spoiler:

Well a good tip is to slide your finger into your arse just as you start (not his as it will only speed up the process) and when you think he may be striving for the vinegar, stick your finger just under his nose. The smell of your arse pipe should be just enough to quell his libido for a few minutes more. Repeat the process if necessary. And then he can't accuse you of turning him on too much too (unless he actually likes that sort of thing the filthy poolover!)

Thats funny as fuck mate............. Might get the Mrs to try it later

[BertRoot]

If the lad has hairtrigger trouble then usually a lobotomy works or the girl could try punching him in the Adams Apple prior to climax as that will stop him in his tracks. She could try dressing up as his mother. This usually works to slow folk down unless their name is Oeddie. Or she could try shitting at the vinegar stroke though admittedly this makes me whack my tackle out so I can cover it in the fresh burger and wipe it over her balloon. She could also shout 'Go on Dad you know how I like it you filthy old cunt' as I am sure that would cool his ardour.

/me legs it for a wank

[Violator]

If the lad has hairtrigger trouble then usually a lobotomy works or the girl could try punching him in the Adams Apple prior to climax as that will stop him in his tracks. She could try dressing up as his mother. This usually works to slow folk down unless their name is Oeddie. Or she could try shitting at the vinegar stroke though admittedly this makes me whack my tackle out so I can cover it in the fresh burger and wipe it over her balloon. She could also shout 'Go on Dad you know how I like it you filthy old cunt' as I am sure that would cool his ardour.

/me legs it for a wank

[GTI]

My mental image Norma Major and Edwina Curry lezzing off in front of John as he stands there in knee length socks stroking the front of his grey underpants (C)

[BertRoot]

My mental image Norma Major and Edwina Curry lezzing off in front of John as he stands there in knee length socks stroking the front of his grey underpants (C)

Hmm is he wearing sock suspenders as well?

/me legs it tackle in hand again wondering if my foreskin will survive another bout

[Over Carl]

I'll help her out. This is what I would post if I could be arsed joining another forum.

Hi. I can understand your boyfriend's problem may be leading you too feel a little unsatisfied. I have a simple solution that will let you experience multiple orgasms, without sending the poor load to the doc's to endure loads of embarrassing steps.

Step 1. Check your diary for any free nights coming up soon.
Step 2. Call me, if I'm free and not too pissed, I'll show you how it's meant to be done.

After following my simple two step program, his premature ejaculation will be the last thing on your mind.

[Roo]

Spoiler:

Well a good tip is to slide your finger into your arse just as you start (not his as it will only speed up the process) and when you think he may be striving for the vinegar, stick your finger just under his nose. The smell of your arse pipe should be just enough to quell his libido for a few minutes more. Repeat the process if necessary. And then he can't accuse you of turning him on too much too (unless he actually likes that sort of thing the filthy poolover!)

Lmao, have you read some of the other posts in that forum!?

[drjnet]

wonder why she doesn't try 'milking the colon'. he'll last for fucking hours after that cos he'll be bone dry.

[Midnight_Toker]

Fuckers deleted my post......... thank fuck for Google Desktop...

This is a tough subject to broach with your man, I have no doubt about that. but you've taken the first step on the road to sexual freedom by posting your concerns here.

My opened my first Sex Clinic in 1985, after the death of my 1st wife. I found I couldn't gain and maintain an erection without thinking of her, something my subsequent sexual partners found a little disturbing. One day I was found by the local Vicar at her graveside knocking one out all over the green gravel and dead daffs, I'd hit rock bottom.

After the court case and ritual humiliation by the local press, I moved to Basingstoke where I learned, with the help of a Paul McKenna Self Help DVD Boxset, to confront my issues. This lead me to start a self help group for men with similar problems at the local community centre. I quickly realised that sexual dysfunction amongst men was rife so I expanded the self help group which eventually turned into a Sex Clinic with enough room for 14 residential patients and any number of outpatients.

First I'd ask your boyfriend what goes through his head just as he's about to 'blast his nasty'. Many men with this particular problem see images from their childhood, usually of a pet or animal in distress. Does he like to harm small animals?

Secondly, try reacting pre-emptively. A woman can usually sense when a man is going to 'crash the milk float', his penis will increase in size slightly and his breathing will usually become shallow, like a rapist. When you sense this is happening, make a grab for his scrotum and squeeze it. Make sure you are firm at this stage, if you squeeze too softly it can actually accelerate the process and he'll have 'delivered his payload' faster than you can say, 'Spunk Salad'.

I hope that helps, remember I'm available day or night on MSN for a video chat where I can talk you through some masturbation techniques that will help you to help turn your man into the sexual warrior you deserve.

That made me laugh til a little bit of pee escaped!!

[Dopey Dan]

'crash the milk float'

thats classic.

Dan

[Epiphany]

I moved to Basingstoke

Is that true?

If it is i'm gonna have to start locking my doors and windows!

[CzarJunkie]

Is that true?

If it is i'm gonna have to start locking my doors and windows!

, rest easy guy. Basingstoke was the first place that popped into my head. Went thru it once on a train journey to Poole.

Although I'm tempted to visit now, just so I can go thru your bins looking for locks of hairs and stray pubes.

[barne77]

if she wants him to last longer then buy some viagra. lets see who lasts the longest then

[Epiphany]

, rest easy guy. Basingstoke was the first place that popped into my head. Went thru it once on a train journey to Poole.

Although I'm tempted to visit now, just so I can go thru your bins looking for locks of hairs and stray pubes.

Phew! I can let the cat out again

You're not missing much. Commonly referred to as Basingjoke, Boringstoke or Basingrad. Although it does have an entire website devoted to it.
http://www.basingstoke.me.uk/

An Easyjet magazine even described basingstoke as one of the worst places to go in South England...