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    Default Cycle Spitting

    I don't know if any of you cycle any sort of distance but I cycle a 20 mile round trip for work each day. On this distance I encounter a lot of cyclist and occasionally a spitter - a cyclist who spits into the wind without checking if anyone is behind them. I'm no advocate of spitting but I know sometimes you've got to do it, just make sure you don't do it on anyone.

    I needed to spit today and with this in mind I tried to get it in a gutter as I passed, instead I managed to spit on my shoe - lovely.

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    Buhahahaha. It fucks me off as well. What I tend to do is get past the offender and lob a huge greenback on the cunt. Lovely.


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    Default Re: Cycle Spitting

    and the cunt doesn't say anything? If i spat on someone by accidnet, I'd apologise if the cunt tried to say anything back I'd deck him. I would imagine that most people are like that.

    Cos sure as fuck I wouldnt let anyone do anything like that to me...your area must be full of poofs berty m8...are you one of them?

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    My mum once got arrested for spitting the contents of my dads scrotum out the car window on the M6, she failed to notice the Police Range Rover behind them. Now she always carrys an empty pop bottle in the glove compartment should the need to relieve my dad's tension on the motorway arise.

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    Default Re: Cycle Spitting

    Quote Originally Posted by tam9 View Post
    I wouldnt let anyone do anything like that to me...your area must be full of poofs berty m8...are you one of them?
    You know I live near Blackpool so the area is as you describe. I don't drink from the brown cup myself. I have also kicked folk off their bikes when riding past but for reasons other than that.

    Worse one when on a bike going down the road for me is getting someone chucking a burning cigarette butt out of the window of their car and trying to dodge it can be a nightmare.


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