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    'Wakey wakey bitch!' Punchy little bleeder


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    Default Re: Horny Tortoise lol

    that`s disgarceful, he`s most likely been out on the beer, gets back home and knocks his old lady about until he gets his leg over.

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    That has to be one of the funniest fuckin things ive seen in a long time

    The noises he makes are tip top and then he pokes his little pink tongue out!!

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    What a nutter. Randy git


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    Default Re: Horny Tortoise lol

    lol, quality, needs a Euro Trash style voice over. Can't imagine him saying much apart from the normal abuse! Gets it in the end though

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    I've heard of banging the missue but that's taking it a bit far!

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