Post your rap lyrics

**Midnight_Toker** · 3rd October 2006

Inspired by the wonderful prose given in the Drink and Drive thread by Bert and CJ, I thought I'd have a go at some rap lyrics (To be honest it was a thread on my mate's BF2 forum, but the lyrics are all me baby)

YO YO
your mother is my play thing
and when I'm playin with her minge
she screams like a boy
like she's my c ock toy
with a wide a sshole for the boy's joy
and I ain't spittin my lies
I'm serious about her fish pie
pull it out leave my cream in her eye
and wait for her cry
of "f uck me Toker like I'm a fat guy
with 5 fingers of fish and one for the browneye
while I slurp on your balls"
and when the spurm comes to call
I leave her gasping for air
with my mess in her hair
and I've got plenty to spare
for your grandmother
and when I finished with that f ucker
she drips with the p ussy butter
so if you don't wanna be next
I'd suggest you don't mess
or the Toker will spread those cheeks
and leave you with an a rse leak!

PEACE!

I've got more by the way

**4me2** · 3rd October 2006

Originally Posted by Midnight_Toker

I've got more by the way

Keep them

**MercuryRises** · 3rd October 2006

@Midnight,

Please dude, whatever you do, don't quit your day job yet.

Unless your day job is "Rapper" then you should quit now

**blacksheep** · 4th October 2006

Originally Posted by Midnight_Toker

she screams like a boy

and stay away from the poor boys

**knievel** · 4th October 2006

sharon, loui and simon all say, "your through to the next round"

**maverick_15** · 5th October 2006

thats toss

**Raptor** · 5th October 2006

they're green, and they're on the screen
the turtles are rappin from a to z
they're in a half shell and they're lookin kinda bogus
a-kickin ass like a bunch of locusts

they say cowabunga, and thats quite cool
aint even old anough to-be-a-outta school
so-to-it-go-to-it theres a team of 4
there's a ninja gonna break-a-down your door

3 embarassing points

1. I wrote this for TMNT 2 Movie competition
2. I was a finalist
3. That i remember this shit

**TheFincher** · 5th October 2006

Originally Posted by Raptor

they're green, and they're on the screen
the turtles are rappin from a to z
they're in a half shell and they're lookin kinda bogus
a-kickin ass like a bunch of locusts

they say cowabunga, and thats quite cool
aint even old anough to-be-a-outta school
so-to-it-go-to-it theres a team of 4
there's a ninja gonna break-a-down your door

3 embarassing points

1. I wrote this for TMNT 2 Movie competition
2. I was a finalist
3. That i remember this shit

lol........... seems like Vanilla Ice beat you in the final, unfairly in my opinion especially with those phat lyrics

GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO!!!

**lloydi** · 5th October 2006

haha, toker thats funny as fook! but you aint no rapper

**partyman** · 5th October 2006

T - U - R - T - L - E POWER!

**e_gib** · 5th October 2006

www.betarecords.com/scorpio

scroll down to the bottom and have a listen to my songs

**Roach-Rampino** · 5th October 2006

Originally Posted by e_gib

www.betarecords.com/scorpio

scroll down to the bottom and have a listen to my songs

All good mate, I like this lyric:

"where's my girl Lil' Gemz, she's in the mens
oh! not the mens, she's at it again
get your ass back here and go sit back in the Benz"

**CzarJunkie** · 5th October 2006

Yo' bitch, hear me spill it
I bin staring at yo' anal cock pit
I is liking it like I like you dirty bit
My cock, it gonna fill da hole of shit

I is ready to prize open da plum chute
Winkin at me like da bitch robinson, cute
Here it come bitch let me cock make you mute
Pow, ringing in da ears, am gonna shoot

Am riding yo' ass like you is sea biscuit
And yo' screaming like you seen brad pitt
I is goin crazy like da mental having a fit
Pull out me cock, covered in fuckin shit

Da smell make me wanna crush yo' spine
I is gonna teach you da enema is fine
Into da mouth, suck da shit off make it shine
Eating her own nutella, yo' bitch is fine

**drdude** · 5th October 2006

pmsl!

**Sanj[UK]** · 5th October 2006

i know a girl called lucy
her tits were looking juicy

more soon

**Midnight_Toker** · 5th October 2006

Yo
The verbal assassin's back
with a full sack of gack to spray on your mother's lap
they say I'm a sick fuck
sicker than the sick fuck makin your toothless grandfather suck the funk off his nuts
I spit sick rhymes
and to pass the time I commit sex crimes
I'm here to make you groan when my rhymes roll
like a teenage boy when I slide my pole in the hole
playin games with your soul til my sack explodes
I'll do anything to get my jollies off
I'll slot your mother's mouth til my dick's soft
I'll split your nan from ear to ear
then fuck her in the wound til the spunk appears
I'll stick my finger in a teenager's rear
and watch the little bitch squirm for a year before I penetrate with the wedding gear
this rhyme's too long
so I'll stroke my shlong, hit the bong and end this song and fist fuck a mong

PEACE!

PS love it CJ...

And Rap, your rhymes honour turtle lovers around the globe