Sonia off EastEnders

[GTI]

Would You??

[Over Carl]

If the only the human beings left behind were me and her, I still wouldn't even consider it.

[BertRoot]

I remember a mate telling a girl in the pub she looked like Snia and he got battered by the wench. Highly entertaining.

[gunner]

Never.

[phlix]

I remember a mate telling a girl in the pub she looked like Snia and he got battered by the wench. Highly entertaining.

If you remember back to when Sonia adopted out her baby, I went up to a bird in the pub who looked right like Sonia and said "I can't believe you gave your baby away Sonia". Not suprisingly, she hit me.

How many other people have been hit off 'Sonia Clones'?

[GTI]

I personally cannot stand her, but I'd do it for the boys.

[gotboned]

I personally cannot stand her, but I'd do it for the boys.

That's even too low for me... it would be like doing..

[bt2k1]

Sonia? looks like more like a fucking Simon

[Roach-Rampino]

No way Jose.....and I've done some munters in my time.

I can her imagine her tits to be like water balloons, in the way that they are rounded with no protrusion from the areola or nipples. A bit like two moomin heads.

Edit:I once rumped a girl with these style boobs, her nickname was "Cheesy Maracas", I was lured in by her boobs, which looked great in a satin finish black lycra top. I was most disappointed when they were unfettered and lollopped into my hands.

She also had very long toenails and a stinky puss. Not good really a good bunk up and certainly nothing to be proud of.

[blacksheep]

I believe the cast all draw straws and the loser ends up being her on screen other half for the next so many weeks. I pity the fools that have to kiss her on national tv.

[GTI]

That's even too low for me... it would be like doing..

Taking one for the team is a sacred duty... its what marks out the men from the girly boys

[maltloaf]

i would

[Over Carl]

I believe maltloaf's keyboard messed up. Comment should've read "I would have a heart attack if that thing came on to me"

[bowers]

every holes a goal!

[darkstar]

i allways thouht she looked like she had downs syndrome meself .. so no

[GTI]

She also had very long toenails and a stinky puss. Not good really a good bunk up and certainly nothing to be proud of.

Did you go to confession afterwards?

[evilsatan]

Hells no! The other lezza aint too bad but sonia is just doggin!

[knievel]

bunch of fussy bastards..

she has nice plastic tits to play with so i dont give much of a shit about the boat race...

[GTI]

I have to say the girl is pretty hideous, but I am determined to coax a few more yes's. So how about her fluffing you whilst you wait in line to give Kelly Brook a damn good seeing to? I think she has all the credentials of a fluffer, too ugly to make you come, but enough oral skill to keep you on the boil.

[Roach-Rampino]

Did you go to confession afterwards?

No, that post is my confessional.

If Sonia has smooth skin, then I would probably rub my helmet against her legs, in the dark.

In retrospect, I probably would do her, I've done a bit worse and 1000 times better but this a hypothetical situation so what the hell. At least I hope it is and you're not Sonia incognito, trawling the net for a bunk up....?