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    Big Test




    My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
    and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
    bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
    miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before
    I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,
    "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
    fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

    When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw
    them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

    I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and
    behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and
    said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

    And the moral of this story is:

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    Always good to see regular readers coming back to the boards


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