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    I think I'm being regarded as a hot piece of action on the homo work circuit. I have two gay work colleagues and both of them are flirting with me in an outrageously blatant fashion. I've tried to over-exert my heterosexuality and the fact that I'm a happily married man FFS, however that doesn't seem to deter these two Queens. I think it must be my clean cut image, the fact that I take care of myself and also that I'm interested in more than just beer, Xbox and football.

    How can I get rid of this unwelcomed and unwanted male attention?
    Serious answers because I am definitely not interested
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    Default Re: Homosexuals in the workplace

    Just be thankful for the attention, next you'll be on here whining that they ignore you .

    I find that all gay conversation seems to be full of inuendo and filth (of course a generalisation of those I know), and this may be construde as flirting. Confront them about it and they'll probably tell you to stop flattering youself.

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    Default Re: Homosexuals in the workplace

    They probably think you're gay because you're overcompensating that you're straight!

    The easiest way is to let yourself go a bit, stop with the hairgel and just talk about Xbox, beer and football.

    See, you already knew the answer yourself

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    Just be honest with them, I'm sure they will be cool with it if it makes you feel uncomfortable.....they're probably just playing with you as I'm sure they will know your a happy married man. It's worked for me in the past when I've had unwanted attention.
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    Default Re: Homosexuals in the workplace

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    How can I get rid of this unwelcomed and unwanted male attention?
    Serious answers because I am definitely not interested
    Tell them that your flattered by the offerings but will have to decline, and if they dont stop flirting your set at them with a chop saw and cut their bollocks off. You could always use the tried and tested method

    "no offence, im not fucking bent, so fuck off"

    Thinking about it, maybe as you make the effort at work to be "clean cut" they think your making the effort for them! and they just thinking you will give in to temptation sooner than later!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJAd View Post
    You could always use the tried and tested method

    "no offence, im not fucking bent, so fuck off"
    And makes for a perfect working office atmosphere.

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    Default Re: Homosexuals in the workplace

    Fuck em. They all have gaydars. If they have gone faulty there are a number of fixes. They proably play the game with others there as well. I find a threat of sexual harrasment always goes a long way to fuck off unwanted attention.


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    Default Re: Homosexuals in the workplace

    also that I'm interested in more than just beer, Xbox and football.
    Sounds pretty gay to me

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    Default Re: Homosexuals in the workplace

    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    Fuck em. They all have gaydars.

    Well don't "fuck em" lol

    Its true, tell them where to go. Where I worked once there was a batty. "Tim" he used to love being gay / camp and he thought the people at work liked it.

    All the touchy feely bollox etc.. It started to piss people off, so a simple "listen mate, im not bent, give it a rest and fuck off" soon stopped it, a month later he left. Sorted

    PS..I have no problem with gays, just uber camp ones who make an effort of letting you know they like to have a batty filling.

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    Default Re: Homosexuals in the workplace

    Give them a good trashing after work around the back. depending on how you interpret this, you could be in worse trouble

    Get em up on sexual harrasment, show them gays what for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by headsortails View Post
    And makes for a perfect working office atmosphere.
    It would start to make one yes, as its not perfect at the moment, hense why he posted this in the Whine Cellar

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    It would start to make one yes, as its not perfect at the moment, hense why he posted this in the Whine Cellar
    What makes you think I was being sarcastic?

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    Default Re: Homosexuals in the workplace

    lol, I thought you were being serious!

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    Default Re: Homosexuals in the workplace

    ok you do this! grow your hair & beard dnt wash it! make sure u wear like a retro t-shirt like a transformers or something. get some long dirty fingernails put on a few pounds and move to IT.. "garanteed" loss of attention i mean who likes the dirty fat git in IT?!

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    Default Re: Homosexuals in the workplace

    So report them for sexual harassment if you did the same thing towards a female collegue then everybody would understand. Bloody bumboys!

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    Default Re: Homosexuals in the workplace

    Quote Originally Posted by kizroll View Post
    ok you do this! grow your hair & beard dnt wash it! make sure u wear like a retro t-shirt like a transformers or something. get some long dirty fingernails put on a few pounds and move to IT.. "garanteed" loss of attention i mean who likes the dirty fat git in IT?!
    Don't you just hate it when someone is describing a persona in a derogatory fashion and it turns out to be you?

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    Default Re: Homosexuals in the workplace

    grow up and get over it !
    if it was two women you would probably be bragging about it to other workmates.
    let them get on with it after all its your choice if you actually wanted to follow their offers up .
    if it really is a geniune case of harrasment then report it otherwise as mentioned before stop over doing the hetro bit as maybe they think your trying to hide something

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    Quote Originally Posted by headsortails View Post
    Just be thankful for the attention, next you'll be on here whining that they ignore you
    Its attention I can well do without, it may sound like a laugh but believe me its very tiring and stressful. I can ultimatly see myself punching one of them out, but then that would turn me into the typical bloke who's uncomfortable with their sexuality and has to resort to violence.

    I also can't really take the official route because a) It could all be my imagination b) Its no small matter to accuse someone of harassment c) I don't want to be the employee with "problems".

    I'm willing to be quite inventive though, so any more suggestions?? I was thinking of perhaps over-stating my Christianity and the fact that I believe in the literal word of God i.e. Adam and Eve and not Adam and Steve. I'm thinking a born again Christian must be to a Gay what garlic is to vampires
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    I was thinking of perhaps over-stating my Christianity and the fact that I believe in the literal word of God i.e. Adam and Eve and not Adam and Steve
    Well this is obvious otherwise the human race wouldn't have got too far.

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    Default Re: Homosexuals in the workplace

    Go to Japan and play the latest game in the arcade over there check this thread out

    They are proberbly winding you up, turn up to work in latex or pvc with a whip and see what they say, or go dressed like someone from the Village People. I do hope someone else where you work is on here and can post pictures LOL

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