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    Default irish joke

    Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
    Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and
    get me slippers?"
    "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two
    stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
    "Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
    "Fook off you liar!".
    "I'll prove it," Murphy says.
    So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
    "Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
    lifes a bitch and so my dog


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    Default Re: irish joke

    Good one I don't think I've heard it before.

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    Default Re: irish joke

    Hahaha
    “If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?”


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    Default Re: irish joke

    I`ve heard it before but it`s still funny.

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