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    1. 19th November 2006 #1
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      Stupid 86 percent of South African men want Chuck Norris to be their next president

      November 18 2006 at 11:38AM

      Who would the majority of young South African guys elect as the next SA president?

      Men's lifestyle magazine Zoo Weekly's online survey results show that 86 percent of those who participated in the survey would vote for the iconic Chuck Norris as the next SA president, followed by news reader Riaan Cruywagen at 10 percent and politician Jacob Zuma at four percent.

      "Of course it should be Chuck Norris," said Zoo Weekly editor Margot Bertelsmann.

      "Not only is he the most powerful force in the universe, but his heart is also in the right place due to the fact that he frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own!" - Staff Reporter

      Source: http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?s...5917107C982570
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      Default Re: 86 percent of South African men want Chuck Norris to be their next president

      heh...I'm after a new job too ;)
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      Default Re: 86 percent of South African men want Chuck Norris to be their next president

      phht....even if it did happen, he'd be overthrown by the Hoff....

      Shooooooo-ryuken!
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      Default Re: 86 percent of South African men want Chuck Norris to be their next president

      Quote Originally Posted by flumperino View Post
      phht....even if it did happen, he'd be overthrown by the Hoff....

      Well, not sure about that now, you'd never ever see Chuck do pussy stuff like running on the beach, or talk to a car
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