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    Default Autistic Child Plays Game by Dodging Bullets

    I'm sorry guys, I'm suspicious about this, how did those chain modules appear without destroying something? I smell BS. If I'm wrong, well then how wonderful.


    According to “Whereismarty”, six-year old Ashley is an autistic child who has a knack for playing video games. That is, she learns the patterns of enemy planes and just dodges their bullets.
    Not all that unusual for an autistic. I’m autistic and I can tell you that what Ashley has learned is the pattern. One of the many skills of autistics is the ability to find patterns in things. When I was a teen I could play video games at the arcade for hours on one quarter.
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    Default Re: Autistic Child Plays Game by Dodging Bullets

    Yeah, but can she eat an ice cream without getting it in her hair??
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    Default Re: Autistic Child Plays Game by Dodging Bullets

    That's cool, I want to do that...I'm off to smash my head on the wall for a while
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    Default Re: Autistic Child Plays Game by Dodging Bullets

    But she's missing the point. You are supposed to kill them thingys. How else you going to get a high score? Amazing still though.

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    Default Re: Autistic Child Plays Game by Dodging Bullets

    I hope that is true cos thats quite something

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    Default Re: Autistic Child Plays Game by Dodging Bullets

    Yes, impressive..

    What game was that, I know I've owned or played it before.

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    Default Re: Autistic Child Plays Game by Dodging Bullets

    Fair enough. Could have beeen anyone playing that


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    Default Re: Autistic Child Plays Game by Dodging Bullets

    Very good, the last bit of text ruins it though by making it clear it's meant to be a 'chain-mail' type thing.

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    Default Re: Autistic Child Plays Game by Dodging Bullets

    Bollocks I reckon.
    Even if she learn't the patterns, avoiding the ships, bullets and other stuff would take far, far too much skill.

    I smell bullshit and the heating is turned up to 11.

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    Default Re: Autistic Child Plays Game by Dodging Bullets

    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight_Toker View Post
    Yeah, but can she eat an ice cream without getting it in her hair??
    Ha ha ha... You tight shit. Probably BS though, as quoted the last bit makes it sound like chain mail, which is always bollox.

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    Default Re: Autistic Child Plays Game by Dodging Bullets

    The game is Salamander for anyone wondering, excellent game and fooking tough too..

    If someone taught her to use the fire button too she's finish the beast! lol.

    Don't believe it though, prob got killed just after the clip finishes.

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    Default Re: Autistic Child Plays Game by Dodging Bullets

    I hear she can also shoot fireballs out of her chung.
    Get her playing the piano like Mozart and I will believe it.

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    Default Re: Autistic Child Plays Game by Dodging Bullets

    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight_Toker View Post
    Yeah, but can she eat an ice cream without getting it in her hair??
    thats sick!

    but very funny
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