Christmas Presents

[wtaylor]

What are you buying your Wife/GirlFriend/Mistress/ this Christmas?? I am in need of some ideas.......Also if we get enough interest in a certain product there could be group buy on the cards

So far my ideas are

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FUCK ALL ! !

[BertRoot]

Scanties always go down well. Be imaginitive though. Don't nip to Ormskirk market and get her some of them crotchless ones they do for the farm animals there or she may get offended.

This book usually gets girls excited. You could alos get your self abn extension for the little fella or a raft of midget porn as that usually goes down a storm as well.

[CzarJunkie]

Scanties always go down well. Be imaginitive though. Don't nip to Ormskirk market and get her some of them crotchless ones they do for the farm animals there or she may get offended.

This book usually gets girls excited. You could alos get your self abn extension for the little fella or a raft of midget porn as that usually goes down a storm as well.

Sound advice as always.

The lady in my life will be getting a walk-in bath, some surgical tights to reduce the swelling in her legs and a whole range of incontinence briefs. I love my mum........

[FireBlade]

I can never work out what to buy my GF at crimbo bought her some cowboy boots she has`nt warn last year.

[BertRoot]

I can never work out what to buy my GF at crimbo bought her some cowboy boots she has`nt warn last year.

Not even in the boudoir? Shame on you sir. You need to get her better trained. Yeehaw!!

[wtaylor]

Scanties always go down well. Be imaginitive though. Don't nip to Ormskirk market and get her some of them crotchless ones they do for the farm animals there or she may get offended.

Dam got me there Bert, actually a mate of mine owns a fancy lingerie shop in Southport but even with my discount its expensive

Ok so far I have got a dirty book and underwear......what about something she might enjoy
What happened to the days of perfume, chocs and a couple of the latest music cassetes???

[BertRoot]

Ok so far I have got a dirty book and underwear......what about something she might enjoy

How about your dong wrapped in a ribbon? She would enjoy that if I was on the other end of the spit roast.

Jewellery is always good. What is your budget?

[TheFincher]

I agree with that.......... you cant go wrong with jewlerry at all, The sparklier the better

[headsortails]

She wants an ipod this time, and a ring, who knows what she'll get.

[BertRoot]

She wants an ipod this time, and a ring, who knows what she'll get.

Get her an ipod and introduce it to her ring. Put it in a condom first though.

[Swiss Tony]

I bought mine a vibrator and a new 8 mega pixel camera if she doesn't like the camera she can go fuck herself

[DJAd]

I bought mine a vibrator and a new 8 mega pixel camera if she doesn't like the camera she can go fuck herself

bahahahaha! So we're be seeing some good pictures in the new year in the xxx section then Swiss?

[diablos]

I bought mine a vibrator and a new 8 mega pixel camera if she doesn't like the camera she can go fuck herself

[JuliaChick]

This is gona be my 1st xmas with my boyfriend so thats gona be interesting!

If you guys wana make your women happy, diamonds always work

But we only do expensive ones hehe,, how about proposing marriage this xmas? Id love my boyfriend to suprise me in that way! That would be so romantic, how can a woman possible say no?

Anyone thinking bout marrying within next 2 or 3 years?

[marcode]

how about proposing marriage this xmas? Id love my boyfriend to suprise me in that way!

a marriage is for life, not just for christmas.

can imagine xmas morning:
oo... lets get married, since its christmas and all..

fuck me, are you nuts? lol

[CzarJunkie]

how about proposing marriage this xmas? Id love my boyfriend to suprise me in that way! That would be so romantic, how can a woman possible say no?

Forget marriage, I'll be proposing a double stuffing instead.

Christmas is one of the few occasions when you can get your entire fist dirty inside a bird's cavity. This year I'm gonna try slipping my cock in alongside my fist and see where that leads.

[JuliaChick]

I didnt mean getting married in Xmas, i meant proposing on xmas day! I think thats romantic and cute! Nevermind what u think marcode

[diablos]

I didnt mean getting married in Xmas, i meant proposing on xmas day! I think thats romantic and cute! Nevermind what u think marcode

Whats your opinions on christmas calendars juliachic

[Roach-Rampino]

Julia, you could always dress up in some sexy underwear as a treat?

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[CzarJunkie]

JuliaChick, where do you stand on the issue of Glory Holes in the workplace? I'd like a 'female' perspective on this please.