Crazy German Weathergirl

[BertRoot]

What do you reckon happened here? I think the cameraman was swinging his cock for her with a hot dog bun elastic banded round it.

[Swiss Tony]

I think she was watching a movie of CJ with da Dolphins Ja, but the pump'n'schaffer was kaput

either that or she saw this as well

Unt Ze Vezzer in Anal Creek Vill Be Hot Ja !

[GTI]

She just heard this joke...

... A Munich couple have a baby and name him Claus. As time goes by Claus grows up and yet never utters a word. After years of trying to find out what is wrong with him, his parents just accept that he's mute.
On Claus's 14th birthday he is given a slice of his favourite cake. Suddenly, Claus turns to his Mother and says "Mother zis cake is dry". Overcome with emotion at his new verbal state his mother rushes to him and cries, "Claus, you can speak. Why have you never spoken before?"

"Well", Claus replies, "up until now, everything has been satisfactory"

[jackroo]

pm me the link and I will ask my Gf to translate

[Waka]

She's spotted the huge flaccid cock of an arrow over England and is comparing it to the limp-dicked performance of England in the World Cup...probably ;-)


The facts are a bit more boring - my wife says she wasn't expecting such terrible weather (the winds are a lot stronger than she thought), and it's a bit early in the morning for her.

W.