The greatest P*ssy magnet

[GTI]

Its not money, cars or a 12" trouser snake... its my wedding band.

Since getting married in July women seem to flock to me like I'm their new best gay friend. I've just had a 10 min chat with a gorgeous girl from finance who confided in me that she was dumping her boyfriend for cheating on her. She then told me that she lacks confidence and is afraid of jumping into bed with the first guy she meets... FUCK ME!! quite literally.

Don't get me wrong, I'm very strong willed and not about to stray with the first bit of tail I see, but why does fidelity have to be this hard?

[Roach-Rampino]

I've always had to beat birds off with a shitty stick....since an early age. But I do agree, since getting married at Easter I do seem to have temptation dangled in front of my nose with alarming regularity....I haven't yielded yet.

Be strong brother...the guilt wouldn't be worth the two pumps and a squirt.

[BertRoot]

It is a known fact that the metal of wedding rings contains a strange alloy called snatchmagnetium. They fucking love it up em but are the first to squeel when the bf/hubby go elsewhere.

[GTI]

I've always had to beat birds off with a shitty stick....since an early age. But I do agree, since getting married at Easter I do seem to have temptation dangled in front of my nose with alarming regularity....I haven't yielded yet.

Be strong brother...the guilt wouldn't be worth the two pumps and a squirt.

Don't worry, I will resist these Sirens I think what it boils down to is the fact that women love what they can't have.

[Tommy J]

Don't worry, I will resist these Sirens I think what it boils down to is the fact that women love what they can't have.

That's right, they know they can't take the whole of my shlong but they love to try!

[headsortails]

Are you willing to say how old you are GTI? Just curious.

[GTI]

Are you willing to say how old you are GTI? Just curious.

I'm 29 mate.

[Waka]

I'm 29 mate.

wtf is this?! match.com?!?!

W.

[daz73]

She then told me that she lacks confidence and is afraid of jumping into bed with the first guy she meets...

The old confidence line.... worked a treat for me years ago!... with women that is!!

[Mr.James]

Don't get me wrong, I'm very strong willed and not about to stray with the first bit of tail I see, but why does fidelity have to be this hard?

with the first bit of TAIL you see?


secret's out now

[Simate]

If that's you in your avatar then you look like a smooth fucker and I'm not surprised women want your voodoo butter, if not then maybe the ring on your finger reminds them of a cock ring or something that their partners used with them and are just trying to get a closer look so they can reminisce

[Waka]

lol - that's the legendary (and dead) Bill Hicks. Had the pleasure of seeing him twice - Bill Hicks that is, Not GTI!

W.

[Simate]

lol - that's the legendary (and dead) Bill Hicks. Had the pleasure of seeing him twice - Bill Hicks that is, Not GTI!

W.

Cock ring it is then.

[MercuryRises]

lol - that's the legendary (and dead) Bill Hicks. Had the pleasure of seeing him twice - Bill Hicks that is, Not GTI!

W.

You got to see Bill twice?


I hate you!