Its not money, cars or a 12" trouser snake... its my wedding band.
Since getting married in July women seem to flock to me like I'm their new best gay friend. I've just had a 10 min chat with a gorgeous girl from finance who confided in me that she was dumping her boyfriend for cheating on her. She then told me that she lacks confidence and is afraid of jumping into bed with the first guy she meets... FUCK ME!! quite literally.
Don't get me wrong, I'm very strong willed and not about to stray with the first bit of tail I see, but why does fidelity have to be this hard?
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