Dirty Bird On Phone

[MonkeyBalls]

Got a message on my phone last week saying something like "Hi Jay you got a bird so just text me"....i just ignored it...then i got another one saying "Hey Jay u ok? You Horny?"...I couldn't resist replying to it just to say its not Jay my names Paul. Then she started asking me if i was hard and horny and saying she loves cock and all kinds....she said she's going to send me a picture which i'll post on here if its any good naturally, but i was wondering what we could ask her give some of the guys a bit of fun on here! hehe!

She also asked if i had a bird and i told her yeah and she just carried on! hehe!

She has already told me she loves cock and the taste of cum....also has asked if i'd let her dog lick my nob and balls whatever through my jeans while she played with herself? ? I was like WTF!?

She sounds a bit too dirty if you ask me! hehe! is there such a thing?

Any suggestions? hehe!

[Over Carl]

Have you actually got a bird, cos if so I rckon she's got a mate testing you. Otherwise, tell her you wanna meet up, or stop wasting time and give her my number.

[CzarJunkie]

Sounds like a wind up................ either that or my mother has topped her fukin pay as yer go up.

[Nikki]

Sounds like a wind up................ either that or my mother has topped her fukin pay as yer go up.

PMSL

yes as said if you do have a bird it can be a test, if you have not then go for it and be dirty back but me protective of yourself, get her to ring you incase it a mate prank or sumat

[cyprus]

That'll teach you to give Julia 'Chick-with-a-dick' your number!

[MsDG]

And the area code you are repling too is? (problaby an premium rate number)

[beerman]

Have you actually got a bird, cos if so I rckon she's got a mate testing you. Otherwise, tell her you wanna meet up, or stop wasting time and give her my number.

yep, I'd say it's one of her mates too. You've passed test one: have you got a girlfriend?

Now test two is not letting her dog lick your balls

[flanflinger]

lol... there is only one thing for it... I think you have to do a kinkynik and put the number up here and we can all bombard this fella who is winding you up.

[Mr.James]

think of the mate who's most likely to do that kinda wind up then phone up off a mutual friend's phone... it'll catch him off guard if he is winding you up...

[Fusen]

I'm thinking the same as dirtygirl, probabaly a premium rate number thats spams the same messages using random names hoping some desperate fella will reply

[TwoPlAnKs]

definitly one of:

the sort of girl you dont want to have fun with
a horny gay guy who gets off on these things
a premium number or a porn site or something trying to befriend you
a mates windup
a gfs windup

that covers every possibility i'd say

[ACE_UK]

The texts are problably costing you £1.50 each

[Swiss Tony]

Man LisaBott has found your number

[MonkeyBalls]

checked my online account adn the messages are showing up as free included in my call plan....and no additional costs for premium services

[super mike]

Have you phoned the number yet?
Not from your phone of course, payphone/mates phone will do just too see who answers.

[lagigolo]

Would find out what dog shes got......

[BertRoot]

It is me. Now send me the photos of your cock being licked by a dog that I asked you for.

[Epiphany]

I was just about to say it sounds like Bert, you beat me too it

[muggy]

I would also like to know what type of dog she has.

[MonkeyBalls]

i've deleted her messages now so will have to see if she texts back!