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    Info The Sun headline

    Just seen the headline for tomorrows Sun (dare I say it Newspaper)
    “Find the fat man in the BMW”
    Sorry if this offends but it begs the question
    Have you ever seen a slim man driving a BMW?

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    sorry I don`t get it, anyone care to help me out here?

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    Default Re: The Sun headline

    i think his last line should read "have you ever seen a fat guy drive a bmw ?" i think

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    My mate who's 25 is very slim and drives a 7 series BMW. He thinks he's fat though. He's also quite gay or just really horny. Yes, I realise that everything after the first sentence is irrelevant...

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    Default Re: The Sun headline

    wtf.. hos.

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    I think this is about the Ipswich murders. A 'chubby' man in a BMW was last seen with one of the victims.

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    I heard the police had arrested a mr kipling as he had previously put 6 tarts in a box..

    boom boom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diablos View Post
    I heard the police had arrested a mr kipling as he had previously put 6 tarts in a box..

    boom boom.
    lol, at least it made sense

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    Default Re: The Sun headline

    Mr Football's post may not be that funny but it does make sense, doesn't it?

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    Default Re: The Sun headline

    anybody fancy a game of rugby this weekend ?
    i hear ipswich are short of hookers !

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    Default Re: The Sun headline

    This post should be HOS'd for 2 reasons..

    1. a shit joke

    2. reference to a fucking rag which should have it's "reader" base wiped off the face of the planet.
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    R.I.H Saddam

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