Todays breakfast

[BertRoot]

Works do last night. Fucking marvellous. Got an order in last night for the behemoth and here it is for your delectation. 4 fried eggs, mushrooms, cheese and HP sauce. Fucking champion. I put the apple in there for a little perspective even though after eating that sanger the apple will land in the bin untouched by human jaw.

[Over Carl]

Sorry, can't stand fried egg myself, the raw egg yolk makes me wanna puke. Best I ever made was a whole pack of bacon with half a pack of sausages. These days when I have a hangover, smell of a fry up makes me feel sick. I normally prefer to have some cereal with ice cold milk, or rehydrate myself, then eat a couple of hours later.

[BertRoot]

The yolks were broken to specification so I wouldn't get covered in it. Mmmmmmmmmm salty...

[CominAtcha]

Rather eat the tray tbh.

[Mule]

It's tres big but sounds fucking disgusting

[headsortails]

Looks perfect me, if only I had one.

I see the tip of a banana poking in at the side - i hope thats going the same way as the apple.

[Shambles]

You vegetarians miss out on soooo much joy.. like 5 rashers of bacon & 4 sausages would fit on that

[headsortails]

Looks perfect me.

You vegetarians miss out on soooo much joy.. like 5 rashers of bacon & 4 sausages would fit on that

So maybe it isn't perfect but it would be with those additions.

[BertRoot]

All that fruit will be ceremonially pulped at some point today so don't worry.

[CominAtcha]

That's a lot of posts BR. Get some fucking work done!

[headsortails]

You realise that self clear means that you clear it - not that it clears itself??

[Tommy J]

Mmmmmmmmmm salty...

That'll be the cook jerking off..

[DJAd]

Dirty mate, where the fucks the saveloy?

[headsortails]

Dirty mate, where the fucks the saveloy?

How does a saveloy compare to a standard sausage? They are the pink/orange/red ones from the chip shop right?

[BertRoot]

How does a saveloy compare to a standard sausage? They are the pink/orange/red ones from the chip shop right?

DJAd loves em up him.

[johnny]

To be honest, whack a could couple of bacon rashers and some black pudding, drop the cheese and you're fucking sorted mate.

I haven't slept in 29 hours and I haven't eaten in 14. I could really do with a good munch!

*Runs... Sorry, falls down the stairs as fast as he can to raid the fridge!*

[TheFincher]

What of hes a veggie!!

Looks good to me big guy............. Like the look of the Drum Tobacco on the fruit picture too, better than that Golden Vaginia muck that saveloy loving fuck smokes!!

[DJAd]

Like the look of the Drum Tobacco on the fruit picture too, better than that Golden Vaginia muck that saveloy loving fuck smokes!!

Listen to him. Gooooo on! Never hear you moan. Fuck off outside with your silk cut lights, you batty

[TheFincher]

Listen to him. Gooooo on! Never hear you moan. Fuck off outside with your silk cut lights, you batty

I meant the other saveloy loving fuck i know :emot159: