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    Default Anyone else been ill over crimbo?

    Effing fuming... couldnt get out of bed boxing day, felt like I had micko69 sitting on my ches6t... then gets the shits and starts throwing up everywhere (not alcohol or drug induced). Then I stayed in bed untill today only to get up and find my mrs spent about £300.00 on beechams, lockets and all the over the counter flue relieving suppliments.

    Now everyone in our house has the shits and are vomiting and burning up... what a great new year its going to be here.
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    gastroenteritis mate?

    bummer.....it'll all be over soon

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    lol.. seems to be going round in circles 2 adults and 3 kids fighting over the shitter... I swear I am going to end up shitting in the sink or the bath...
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    Default Re: Anyone else been ill over crimbo?

    I fractured my ankle day before xmas eve.

    Bit painful and bruised but it hasnt manage to spoil events hehe.

    Im now being waiting on, got excuse for not getting out of bed and signed off work for x weeks untill recovered

    Only bugger is i cant walk/drive

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    Ive been living off Beechams all in one for the last week, my g/f has been bed ridden for the last few days with flu like symptoms, Im not complaining though as Its gave me time to play gears of war.

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    I've been laid up the last couple of days. Flu like symtoms again, achy joints and bones, and a cough like I'm on 80 a day. Chest feels raw and can't stop coughing.

    Still the covonia and other over the counter medicines are keeping me dopped up...

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    Flu symptoms here as well for the last 5 days, been throwing up as well but it didnt make a jot of difference here. Had the skeets for 2 days as well.

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    cheers ehy you tripple ard basket you
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    IT'S THE BIRD FLU!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Flu here too, I blame my mother.
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    I've had a couple of colds with sore throats over the holidays, nothing too serious though, easily fixed with a bit of brandy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flanflinger View Post
    cheers ehy you tripple ard basket you
    hahaha, im always getting wrong off the wife for whinging about man-flu
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    Been ill every morning over the xmas period but hair of the dog cuerd it.

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    Default Re: Anyone else been ill over crimbo?

    Quote Originally Posted by flanflinger View Post
    Effing fuming... couldnt get out of bed boxing day, felt like I had micko69 sitting on my ches6t... then gets the shits and starts throwing up everywhere (not alcohol or drug induced). Then I stayed in bed untill today only to get up and find my mrs spent about £300.00 on beechams, lockets and all the over the counter flue relieving suppliments.

    Now everyone in our house has the shits and are vomiting and burning up... what a great new year its going to be here.
    man up ya big pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by taff View Post
    Been ill every morning over the xmas period but hair of the dog cuerd it.
    Didn't think about it, but yep, been suffereing from that kind of illness a fair bit recently.

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    my dad fell and broke a rib on xmas eve an unfortunately discovered the interal calls feature in the cordless phones at the same time, so he's just sitting about phoning down orders all the time

    all fine here though, (it's stupid saying this but who cares) i dont get ill very often, not enough to make me be off work or anything and i cant remember the last time i was sick from something other than too many ales the night before. guess i'll be diagnosed with something terminal tommorow now then
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoPlAnKs View Post
    my dad fell and broke a rib on xmas eve an unfortunately discovered the interal calls feature in the cordless phones at the same time, so he's just sitting about phoning down orders all the time
    buhahahaaaaaa.....what a guy

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    Default Re: Anyone else been ill over crimbo?

    Went to fix computer today, stood in something (well upstairs with my shoes off) the guy kindly informed me that it was cool cause his wife had mopped up all the sick that his 13 year old kid had vomited all over the carpet.....
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    Default Re: Anyone else been ill over crimbo?

    I had a cough and cold for 4 months. FOUR MONTHS!

    I'm used to it now (cough), (sniff).

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    Default Re: Anyone else been ill over crimbo?

    had athletes foot 2 days before crimbo day, put on the ususal cream and talc, but for some pissup reason this time i had a allergic reaction to it. my body was coverd in a itchy rash, feet swole up so i could not get my shoes on and my hands blisterd..getting over it now although the hands new skin is still sore..

    roll on xmas 2007.
    Sometimes i like nasty close ups,
    Sometimes I like them air brushed,
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    Sometimes it's girl on girl.
    Sometimes a steamy letter will do it.
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    Default Re: Anyone else been ill over crimbo?

    Had a bit of a sore throat the other day which has gradually got worse and now developed a cough and blocked nose. Could be worse (and no fucking doubt will be tomorrow) but I can live with it atm!

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