PES6 and frustration !!!

[beekae]

I freely admit that Im not the most patient person...but this is a freakin joke.
Ive practised and practised for months,well weeks.....ok,3 days...and Im getting worse.
Years since ive played console games but Im sure everyone on Xbox Live has a different game to me !!
Their players are faster,smarter,better and Im ready to throw the fker thro' the window
Help me please

[marcode]

buhahahahahahahaha

sorry.. but thats good lol

[beekae]

Its no funny.....my fingers are killing me,and I know some wee kid,in fk knows where,is pissing himself at beating me 6/7/8/9/10-0 in every game I play.

Can you get Space Invaders for the 360 ?

[marcode]

try geometry wars in the arcade..

thatll get RIGHT on yer tits.

[toonarmynufc]

its only a game m8

[beekae]

...Marcode,everything gets on my t!ts,Im sure you can sympathise.
I need to know the magic button to press,to beat these wee ba$tards......just once.

[beekae]

its only a game m8

NO,its much more than that.!
Bill Shankly comes to mind...and I have to show the kids I can do it.
I feel so small

[DB]

lmfao, thats what happens when oldies play games.


A few tips for you m8........

Lay off the speed when your attacking, only use it to fly down the wings.

When you get into the box dont shoot whilst holding the speed burst coz it will lower your accuracy bigtime.

Never lump it long.

Dont use through ball all the time.

Use right trigger after pressing pass or through ball to make your intended target come to the ball.

Dont use the same attack everytime, or they'll suss you and murder you.

Ohhhh and dont play anyone thats above a 3A status until youve played it for a bit.

I'll be on in an hour to give you a game m8

[beekae]

Cheers DB,I'll put the razors and noose away for a while....
When I choose ranked players or whatever,how do I know they are as sh!t as me ?....3A ??
Speed burst ?...mmm,whats that ?

....and less of the "oldies" ya cnut !

[DB]

hahaha, if you hold RB (thats right button, above the trigger) your geeza will run fast - speed burst.

Just choose 3C players m8, they are the ones who have the lowest scores.

[beekae]

Aww FFS,too many buttons !
Whats wrong with A=Run,B=Shoot/Kick the cvnt ??

[DB]

Aww FFS,too many buttons !
Whats wrong with A=Run,B=Shoot/Kick the cvnt ??

Thats the scottish controller m8, get onto ebay and get a universal one

[marcode]

have u at least had a quick squint at the controls?

old people... not willing to put in the effort but bitch when kids a quarter of their age beat them.

whinging bastards.

[toto67]

Beekae,your a bit old to be trying to beat the kids now m8...Feck,do you still not know your limits...I am guessing a 7/8 yr old at most And a girl into the bargain:roflmao

[beekae]

Dont !,ive no ornaments left in the living room to break,and the plasterer will be here tomorrow to patch up the holes in the wall.
The kids have started packing their bags,and the dog is hiding in the corner.
Deep breaths,deep breaths......

[rIKmAN]

If you guys have newsgroup access this may be of use to you over a cup of tea (or maybe a large vodka / whisky)

I consider myself a pretty good player and it showed me a few tricks regarding shooting and how the dpad direction affects the ball when kicking etc.

Here`s the nzb - enjoy!

[tam9]

Dont !,ive no ornaments left in the living room to break,and the plasterer will be here tomorrow to patch up the holes in the wall.
The kids have started packing their bags,and the dog is hiding in the corner.
Deep breaths,deep breaths......

Make sure she leaves the pradas mate

[Clubber Lang]

I hate it when people use the blue or black. Played a game earlier and the stadium cast a shadow over the pitch. Couldn't see the ball at all.

[ek247]

im in the same boat as you beakae, been playing need for speed and gears or war or what ever for ages!

thought ill try NFS online after "mastering" the tracks, I came last, last & errrrm LAST!!

then for some reason I became a cop & EVERYBODY was running rings round me.

are they all using some sort of cheat?