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    Default Ukrainian Couple Kill And Eat Neighbor

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    A Ukrainian couple have killed and eaten their neighbor who popped in for a drink, the Gazeta-po-Ukrainsky (Newspaper in Ukrainian) reports.

    The accident took place in the town of Makeyevka. A 36-year old resident of the city and his 34-year-old girlfriend invited their 48-year old neighbor for a drink. After the party that lasted several hours the two men entered started argument that developed into a fight. Eventually, the couple killed their neighbor with a knife and a hammer.

    At first, the killers wanted to get rid of the body, but the woman persuaded her partner to eat the meat, so they cut off the tender parts of the body and put them in the fridge. Then, they carried what was left of the cadaver out of their home and dumped it in a sewage well.

    The criminals were apprehended five hours after the murder. Police found traces of blood all over the house and a pan with cooked human flesh that was still warm was found on the oven.

    As police discovered that the fridge was stocked with frozen human meat the couple confessed in murdering their neighbor.

    Local police said that in 2004 two homeless people killed their drinking buddy and ate his liver in the same district where Makeyevka is located.

    http://mosnews.com/news/2007/01/18/tastyneighbour.shtml
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    Default Re: Ukrainian Couple Kill And Eat Neighbor

    FFS bert could you put spoiler tags and a warning on that picture! I just spewed up all over my desk!

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    Default Re: Ukrainian Couple Kill And Eat Neighbor

    Was eating a bacon roll there, didnt put me off in the slightest.
    I like the way the word it " the accident took place in the town of Makeyevka"
    like you accidently eat people.

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    Thats really disturbing. Damn eastern europeans...

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    jeez thats nuts, its bad enough they killed him, then the woman even suggesting they eat him, unreal!

    spoiler tags would be appreciated here too i think.

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    Default Re: Ukrainian Couple Kill And Eat Neighbor

    Added spoiler tag

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    Nasty, I just cannot comprehend the existence of that kind of people, I mean how does it happen? Makeyevka, what a great place for vacation.
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    LOL SICK! trust bert 2 find this stuff

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    What a waste! Those bones would've made a great stock.

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    Why the liver? Was it in the hope that there was some booze in it?

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    Theres some really fucked up neighbours about, Im gonna knock on my next door neighbour and punch him in the face before he tries anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by soulassassin View Post
    Theres some really fucked up neighbours about, Im gonna knock on my next door neighbour and punch him in the face before he tries anything.
    Mate thats just had me in stitches comic genious k+
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    Come on Guys...you all know how it is......you get the people next door in for a few beers one saturday night....before you know it you`ve had a skin full, and the munchies strike...the Kebab shop is shut or too far away..one thing leads to another......we`ve all been there....
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    Default Re: Ukrainian Couple Kill And Eat Neighbor

    mmmm, I'm famished...think I go and see who's next door.....

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