disabled parking

**mcdee** · 6th February 2007

say's it all

**diablos** · 6th February 2007

What pisses me off is i have to walk fron the disabled space they have there wheelchairs some of the fuckers are even electric.

Toptip for parking in disabled spaces:
leave one of your kids in the car and when the inspector comes along tell him to lick the windows.

**LFC Muppet** · 6th February 2007

Toptip for parking in disabled spaces:
leave one of your kids in the car and when the inspector comes along tell him to lick the windows.[/quote]

Actually laughed at this, I should be ashamed of myself.

**apllrd** · 6th February 2007

Originally Posted by gavinlfc

Toptip for parking in disabled spaces:
leave one of your kids in the car and when the inspector comes along tell him to lick the windows.

Actually laughed at this, I should be ashamed of myself.

me too,

**diablos** · 6th February 2007

you pair of sick fuckers

**mcdee** · 6th February 2007

Originally Posted by diablos

you pair of sick fuckers

**casio** · 6th February 2007

Yet another thing i shouldnt laugh at or repeat, although to be fair im going to consider that a top tip for the next time i go shopping lol

**Nikki** · 6th February 2007

i onlyp ark inthem if there is lots of spaces, if there any a few in the c/park i park in a normal space, although once i did leave the gf in the car whilst i went cash point come back i had a fan club around the car saying it wrong to park there etc... put it this way the car soon went into reverse and i took off, just didnt want the confrontation

**BBK** · 6th February 2007

Annoys me the feckers who park in the parent & child spaces too. I had a right barney at some old fucker once who did this. There were no spaces, and this arrogant cunt parked in slot right before a woman with a car full of kids could get in there. I am a seriously fat, lazy fucker yet even I can walk the 15 yards from a car park space into the shop!

**LFC Muppet** · 6th February 2007

Originally Posted by BBK

Annoys me the feckers who park in the parent & child spaces too. I had a right barney at some old fucker once who did this. There were no spaces, and this arrogant cunt parked in slot right before a woman with a car full of kids could get in there. I am a seriously fat, lazy fucker yet even I can walk the 15 yards from a car park space into the shop!

This happened to me and the Wife at Asda.

She told the bloke in Asda about it and he said they can't do anything about it, they can only do something about it if it is disabled.

What's the friggin point!

Asda online shopping is now the business, no hassle in dragging the little 1 around a store for an hour.

**WalterPill** · 6th February 2007

Down my way there's a Dominos and a Blockbuster right next door to each other, actually that seems to be the case everywhere they seem to be magnetically attracted to each other but anyway, they share the same car park. There's around 16 parking spaces, two of them for Dominos staff, 11 for your average joe and 3 handicapped zones. 3? That's like 20% of the parking spaces reserved for the disabled. Surely that's disproportionately high in relation to the amount of people that are registered disabled and infinitely higher when you consider how many people who are registered that have as little problem getting out of the car as anybody else and in many cases doing just about anything else for that matter.

**GameKing** · 6th February 2007

that reminds me of the joke I posted in the Comedy club.

Originally Posted by gameking48

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...
Oi whats your disability?
I said "Tourettes! now fuck off you cunt!"

**casio** · 7th February 2007

personally i park miles down the car park cos of 2 reasons 1, theres plenty of spaces and 2, no-one hits your car with their doors cos theres so much space

cas

btw i did get knocked down in the asda car park so becareful parking that far away

**diablos** · 7th February 2007

Originally Posted by casio

personally i park miles down the car park cos of 2 reasons 1, theres plenty of spaces and 2, no-one hits your car with their doors cos theres so much space

cas

btw i did get knocked down in the asda car park so becareful parking that far away

At least your car wasn't scratched eh.

**casio** · 7th February 2007

true ive no dings in the doors (ive got pins in my arm and hand though)

i have found out that windows covered in saliva take ages to clear and the kids moan about if their friends see them, my nan will the best for licking the window from now on cos she can take her teeth out lol