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    Just wondering, what are all of your favourite tips and tricks for pulling women?
    Do you ever buy girls drinks in the hope of pulling them?
    Do you have any good conversation starters?

    I think my favourite starter is where I ask the bird to "settle a disagreement" into who out of mine and my mates shoes are better. It sound's so simple, but it's very effective.

    So come on, how do you all go about it?
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    I usually offer them a choice of Hake or Halibut. If they go for the Halibut it usually proceeds to the next level.....

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    I'm a fairly confident person so I find that a simple "Hi" and a smile usually starts the ball rolling. Then after you have her attention, maintain eye contact and resist the temptation to stare at her cleavage.. for most women its all in the eyes so try to look interested, ask leading questions and let them talk!
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    Pulling is easy when you have warm up guys like cyprus and wtaylor, (Guys your the best)

    at the end of the night if you see a girl you want i just go up to them and say you are really something special can I give you a kiss on the cheek, 9/10 it turns in to a full on snog and before you know its third base time....
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    I have always used the same line "fancy a fuck"

    Worked a treat for me in my pulling days !!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DappaBastard View Post
    I have always used the same line "fancy a fuck"

    Worked a treat for me in my pulling days !!!!
    I think it's definately a north-east thing, as I used that one also.

    In the days I fequented the Bigg Market the following was always acceptable...

    *zip*
    *lob*
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    I usually find the question "Are you gonna tale it in the arse from me on a first date"? works well............. Any woman that says no i dont wanna know anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by AJ_007 View Post
    Pulling is easy when you have warm up guys like cyprus and wtaylor, (Guys your the best)

    at the end of the night if you see a girl you want i just go up to them and say you are really something special can I give you a kiss on the cheek, 9/10 it turns in to a full on snog and before you know its third base time....
    when was the last time u pulled anything except ur plonker.......? Warm up guys tsk!! Although I do remeber the time AJ walked into a bar and paid a fit bird to go home in a cab.....now maybe I am missing something here but was he not supposed to be in it aswell??
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    I find it hard because you've normally got to register and pay money before you can contact them.

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    Who needs chat up lines? They just flock to me!

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    I always send me ugly m8 over to them, give them 10 mins and go over. Then I say "Is this guy bothering you" and bingo. Knight in shining arour.

    Or the good old -

    Me - Do you fancy a fook ??
    Her - No.
    Me - Well do you mind if I do then ?? I will be in and out like a cat butglar, you wont even know I have been there.

    Thats when you get the smile, and off you pop, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Termy View Post
    I always send me ugly m8 over to them, give them 10 mins and go over. Then I say "Is this guy bothering you" and bingo. Knight in shining armour.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mladen View Post
    Just wondering, what are all of your favourite tips and tricks for pulling women?
    Do you ever buy girls drinks in the hope of pulling them?
    Do you have any good conversation starters?

    I think my favourite starter is where I ask the bird to "settle a disagreement" into who out of mine and my mates shoes are better. It sound's so simple, but it's very effective.

    So come on, how do you all go about it?

    Im originally from Chelt and to be honest, the girls were EASY! I hear chemistry has shut though? And theyve turned the odeon into an Oceana?! How about that shithole Moda[what used to be Time] - alot of easy girls in there.

    To be honest, I think girls would probably assume two lads arguing over shoes are perhaps not after the female of the species anyway?!

    I just tell them they are hot, usually gets the conversation started.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtaylor View Post
    when was the last time u pulled anything except ur plonker.......? Warm up guys tsk!! Although I do remeber the time AJ walked into a bar and paid a fit bird to go home in a cab.....now maybe I am missing something here but was he not supposed to be in it aswell??
    Oh yeh that was a funny stupid drunken manouve still I could have had her if I wanted to
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fresh View Post
    Im originally from Chelt and to be honest, the girls were EASY! I hear chemistry has shut though? And theyve turned the odeon into an Oceana?! How about that shithole Moda[what used to be Time] - alot of easy girls in there.
    Oh man, i used to avoid chemistry like the plague. You couldnt look at someone before they greeted you with a smack in the mouth.

    You are right, chelt is easy for pulling. Although the classier birds are harder. The only problem is if you are in a club here men generally outnumber women by 5 to 1. These days I think the best places to go clubbin in chelt are Blush (old Enigma), thirteen and subtone. Although moda has improved a fair bit and is perhaps by far the easiest place to pull due to the sort of birds that end up in there. Not sure whats happening to the Odeon, last time i heard some bible bashers had bought the place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mladen View Post
    Oh man, i used to avoid chemistry like the plague. You couldnt look at someone before they greeted you with a smack in the mouth.

    You are right, chelt is easy for pulling. Although the classier birds are harder. The only problem is if you are in a club here men generally outnumber women by 5 to 1. These days I think the best places to go clubbin in chelt are Blush (old Enigma), thirteen and subtone. Although moda has improved a fair bit and is perhaps by far the easiest place to pull due to the sort of birds that end up in there. Not sure whats happening to the Odeon, last time i heard some bible bashers had bought the place.
    Oh I had forgotten about Subtone. Used to enjoy that place, never ever got in a fight in there, they played some pretty good funky house and there were some pretty hot ladies in there too. Must remember that for when Im back next.

    Went to Moda last September and though I dont remember much of the night, I do remember there were an awful lot of filthy slappers ripe for a humping.

    Whats the two places next door to wetherspoons called again? Ones a club and the other is a bar...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fresh View Post
    Whats the two places next door to wetherspoons called again? Ones a club and the other is a bar...
    you mean fez club and boom? that shut down about half a year back. It started to get empty. I think only the monday (student) nights it was actually even worth going in there.

    I think when you say "EASY" it really does depend on your personal standards tho
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    I just stand at the bar licking my eyebrows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by urbsy View Post
    I just stand at the bar licking my eyebrows.

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