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    Yo,

    Right, the story is that I love garlic. I`ll eat it by the truck load if I could.

    Problem is, it makes me fart in excess...a minor draw back, and the missus wont allow me to come near her after eating it...bad breath = no cunnilingus, or otherwise.

    So, I have heard that chewing parsley is good for killing the garlic breath, but doesnt do it for me, so does any one know any other way to counter act this potent problem??

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    cunnilingus = bad breath

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    work down a mine ?
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    Default Re: Garlic - help

    Quote Originally Posted by headsortails View Post
    cunnilingus = bad breath
    doesn't effect me..........

    but i do get my missus to give it a good scrub before hand!!!!

    Apparently garlic breath can how the garlic is cut!
    i've heard that if the garlic is used whole for the flavour and then removed i.e not eating then the effects aren't noticable

    So i've hear of course,

    but there is another method:

    tell her that the wining hurts your ears more than your breath affects her!!!!!!!!!

    Don't hold me responsable for the consequences though.

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    I've eaten it raw in the past, my wife wouldn't come near me
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    Default Re: Garlic - help

    This may be of some help.

    It mentions about Parsley again, eating a whole fresh sprig - what were you trying?

    http://www.garlic-central.com/breath.html

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    Yeh...it was a fresh sprig...plucked from the unsuspecting pot plants of homebase...have you ever chewed parsley?? Eeuchhch....

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    Default Re: Garlic - help

    If you cut a garlic you will see a green piece inside this is the smell dont eat this part

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