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    Funny Little Billy on maths

    Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

    "Why?" asks his father.

    "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied Billy.

    "But that's right!" says his dad.

    "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"

    "What's the fucking difference? " asks the father.

    "That's what I said!"

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    Default Re: Little Billy on maths

    made me laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by beekae View Post
    I like big balls.

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    Default Re: Little Billy on maths

    Good for you.
    Now run along chap(ette)

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    Default Re: Little Billy on maths

    Quote Originally Posted by mr football View Post
    Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

    "Why?" asks his father.

    "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied Billy.

    "But that's right!" says his dad.

    "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"

    "What's the fucking difference? " asks the father.

    "That's what I said!"

    Liked it, made me laugh

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    Default Re: Little Billy on maths

    Beekae you numpty that picture just doesnt work its supposed to be a very lonely desolate image its got a fuckin Car driving past in the background!!

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