Man claims to have made love to over 30 cars

[drdude]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/09/car_lovers/


Man claims to have made love to over 30 cars
Website shows how to really pop the trunk


A British man has confessed to making love to over 30 different cars and setting up a website to explain his techniques to the masses.

It was British tabloid The Sun which today lifted the bonnet on people who love cars – a little too much.

It quoted the story of Chris, apparently a 38 year old from the West Country, who claims to have made the beast with two boots with everything from a Peugeot 205 to his current squeeze, a Jag XK8. Donald is not afraid of exploring the boundaries of his sexuality. He’s also had brief flings with two motorboats and a jetski.

Donald tells the paper that a nice car was a “feast for the sense…smells, feelings, and tastes.”

Not only does he like a bit of quick fit action, he also runs a website devoted to his auto erotic pastime, and claims to be in touch with about 500 other crankshaft fanatics.

Chris’s site appears to be here. We hope he’s got extra bandwidth lined up, as no doubt it will soon be overloaded with other vehicle lovers hoping to stage the ultimate car key party.

A quick cruise of the web uncovers extensive evidence of this major contributor to global warming. Here on YouTube a woman pleasures an automobile, while here fans discuss strategies to ease the pain of tailpipe action.

Being asked if you want a good hand wax and polish will never be the same.®

[FireBlade]

yea i just read this and a top tip is to make sure the engine has not been running for a while or you might burn your nob on the exhaust pipe.

[danthescan]

a top tip is to make sure the engine has not been running for a while or you might burn your nob on the exhaust pipe.

Experience talking there is it.LOL

[Nikki]

hes a deffo exhaust banger. im lost for words now.....

[Over Carl]

I don't see anything wrong with that

[evilsatan]

Lol I remember an article about theis years ago in Max Power, it was in the middle bit whih was sealed. Weird people! That article was about a man 'raping' other peeps exhausts in car parking lots!

[CzarJunkie]

I once shot my load while reading Auto trader, does that count?

[Spike2k1]

nyone else remmeber the picture of a guy with his cock in a jeeps exhaust that was on here some years back? is it the same guy?

[Karoline]

Haha, lol. .Cant believe the above statement.. Or the one posted.. I saw it in the paper, but was thiinking.. 'What the fcuk? ' Lol

[doozeruk]

not that I viewed the site or anything but this bit made me chuckle.

She sat there gleaming in the moonlight, her tailpipes were still steaming from the long drive.

Doesn't look like the site has been updated since 2004 has it. I hope he hasn't taken up cycling now instead.