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    If you knew when you were going to die how would you want to spend your last minutes?

    This relates to a thread over the world news of a lady dieing in some very horrific circumstances

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    Killing others to see if I would have been good at it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    Killing others to see if I would have been good at it.

    you got a violent streak in you then berty

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    If you knew when you were going to die how would you want to spend your last minutes?
    in a drug cocktail induced coma.

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    On mushrooms with a chainsaw in my hand and 12" of black latex up my dirtbox....
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    Rather less glamourous than most of the above, but if I only had a few minutes left on this earth I would probably be praying to God (just in case)
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    Rob a few mill and give it to me little brother and sister. (Then od'ing with a few seconds left to spare hopefully).

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    I would spend it with family and a can of stella in the other hand

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    Probably drinking every form of Alcohol that I could lay my hands on.

    Although, woman on face is coming a close second!!
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    Shove my face in a mountain of coca1ne like on scarface with 50 gorgeous girls around me.

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    Probably just boil the kettle and put a load of washing on

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFincher View Post
    Probably just boil the kettle and put a load of washing on
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    I'd like to be sniffing a few lines from Kate Moss's chest if it could be anything

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    with 50 naked chicks oiled up and forming a human slippery slide for me to play with!
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    I'd try and watch some of my unviewed DVD collection.

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    Either watching the sun set/rise across the ocean, or on top of a mountain with a clear blue sky

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    Default Re: If you knew when you was going to die

    Quote Originally Posted by AJ_007 View Post
    with 50 naked chicks oiled up and forming a human slippery slide for me to play with!
    "Idea totally robbed from wtaylor when we having one of those life chats about shit"
    Oi !!!!
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    Funny really, because don't we all already know we are going to kick it?
    The older I get, I try to remind myself on living to the max..but do I? nope, I drown myself in the comfort of a good corporate position...though that is not at all my dream...Tommy Lee took my place the bastard.
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    Probably crap on my bosses desk or the like.
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    have a kip

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