Happy Mothers Day Mum!

[johnny]

I don't know if it's cos I was still drunk from last night but this killed me.

I picked up my mate Lindsay this morning and was taking him home when he remember he needed a Mother's Day card... Nowhere was open except a little newsagent. So he picked up a card that said mother on the front assuming it was for today. Half way down the road he opens it to write it before I dropped him at his house and I had to pull over to the side of the road cos I was dying after I looked at what he'd written...

Spoiler:

[maltloaf]

lol class.

my mum would see the funny side

[DB]

lmfao, quality

[Spike2k1]

lindsay for a blokes name? that makes me laugh even more

[mladen]

i cant see anything?

[consoles]

lindsay for a blokes name? that makes me laugh even more

whos to say its a bloke?
u not got any GIRL friends?

[evilsatan]

whos to say its a bloke?
u not got any GIRL friends?

Well this is easily answered...

I picked up my mate Lindsay this morning and was taking him home when he remember he needed a Mother's Day card... Nowhere was open except a little newsagent. So he picked up a card that said mother on the front assuming it was for today. Half way down the road he opens it to write it before I dropped him at his house and I had to pull over to the side of the road cos I was dying after I looked at what he'd written...

Not like there weren't enough clues

[Junglist]

haha quality, although it does have to be said. If my mum gave me a name like that ( as a bloke) i probably wouldnt be bothering sending her a card in the first place!.

[Karoline]

Lol.. He must have been very drunk.. Lol

[johnny]

Haha, we call him Chree, his surname... He's honestly one of the funniest people I've ever met in my life and he looks like a teddy bear too

[marcode]

whos to say its a bloke?
u not got any GIRL friends?

lol.. tube

[Welsh Pete]

Lindsay Chree??!? Fookin` `ell...poor dude.

Ah well, there probably are worse names out there...somewhere...like the names most celebs and chavs seem to be calling their spawn nowadays. EG: Peaches Geldof, Lourdes (does she even have a last name?), and:

Tom "What should we name our child?"

Katie "I don;t know"

Tom "How bout Suri?"

Katie "Why, that sounds like a stupid baby name?"

Tom "Scientology demands it"

Celebs = Cunts

[Nikki]

hahah funny, although seeing that i do remeber for my mums bday i put 'happy christmas' on the birthday card

[Spike2k1]

my dads done that a few times, i think he got me mum a birthday card for an anniversary. lol he's all heart! lol

[{{909}}]

a shit motherday card is small revenge for her giving him a girls name